Dragons and Dungeons Special Part 4 - Words hurt, but not as much as an ork and a halfling

PART 3 BABY OOH YEAH
If you haven't listened to Parts 1&2 then slow down cowboy! Give them a listen first and this whole crazy kahoot will make sense.
Last time we found ourselves murdering the local wildlife in search of Pilchard Pete, with a tame goblin in tow. Rejoin us as we stand at the entrance to some sort of deliniated tomb, with:
Jamie - Our noble GM and goblin impersonator
Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, cockney flower
(Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, the boss of cross
Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, and vermin conjourer
Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, the chocolate teapot of the party.
Why not cast your eyes over this mysterious puzzle component as well...
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(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)

Iiiit's Part 2 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special!
If you haven't listened to Part 1 then hold your horses! Everything will make a whole lot more sense if you give it a listen first :)
Last time we found ourselves dropped in to a fantasy world, slapped with new identities:
Jamie - Our noble GM and owner of a seductive barmaid impersonation
Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, and stealthy watcher of old men
(Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, and the bane of slow table service
Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, and seducer of grunting hand models
Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, wants a shag or a sandwich and isn't fussy which.
...join us in part 2 as we escape the tavern, and throw our puzzle solving skills to the wind as we start putting the hurt on the local wildlife. Meat's back on the menu boys!
If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and whacky stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest motherfucker alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.
(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We're going to break them in to smaller chunks for the episodes themselves to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is part 2 of the first recording. Due to the length of the recordings, we've not been able to give these quite as much attention to detail as we'd normally try to, so do please forgive us if you hear any unedited farts.)

Iiiit's Part 1 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special!
We've been making escape rooms for over two years now, so we jumped at the opportunity when the lovely Jamie Gibbs from the Armchair Escapist offered to give us a fortnight off to play a short escaperoom adjacent D&D campaign, with puzzles, goblin abductions, and nice bread.
So join...
Jamie - Our noble GM and master of a thousand rustic voices
Tony - Experienced D&D player, consumer of birthday beer, and the Masonry obsessed Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen
(Emma) Bailey - D&D newbie, baker of banana bread, and the faces to the wall half ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones
Ben - D&D newbie, awful punsmith, and Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard
Mike - D&D agnostic, hungover, and the dinner and dicking focused Bard, Clam Strumlington
...as we find ourselves trapped in this new world, slammed in to new personalities, and attempting to escape the crazy fantasy world. Oh yeah and don't worry - there's still a good old escape room puzzle in there you lucky folk.
Here's the resource you'll need by the way for the puzzle...
If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and whacky stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest motherfucker alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.
 
(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We're going to break them in to smaller chunks for the episodes themselves to keep it all sensible and listenable. So Part 1 is the first half of the first recording, and Part 2 will be published a few days later. Due to the length of the recordings, we've not been able to give these quite as much attention to detail as we'd normally try to, so do please forgive us if you hear any unedited farts.)

Have you ever asked yourself what sort of bread you'd be? You haven't!? Well, what better time then now, or, if not now, in the middle of an Escape Room. Against the clock.
And if that hasn't wet your whistle...
Will Ben finally accept that the week starts on Monday?Will Mike baldly go where no man has gone before?Will Danny be the sensible boi?Will Jon ever write a puzzle that can actually be solved in the allotted time?
Tune in and find out!
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This week Aled, Laura, and Mike attempt to escape Ben's technically challenging Megadome.
 
Will Mike play chicken?
Does Aled get into a sticky situation?
Can Laura's culinary prowess help them escape?
 
Tune in and find out in this weeks The Infinite Escape Room!
 
 
P.S.
We used Cheerful Manners" by Tim Beek (timbeek.com)
You might find this recipe delicious: https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/sticky-citrus-sponge-cake
And Aled mentioned Buttery Biscuit Base - how could we not include a link to it!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk

It's our two year anniversary special! Heston Blumenthal's back, and the time travelling gastro-criminal has got a job for Anna, Dom, Chris, Ben Jon and Mike!
The gang will need to steal the crown jewels with little more than a wedding cake and a birthday card - while battling the mole in the midst...
So yeah - tuck in! We think it's one our most exciting episodes yet. Also, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook?
 

This week Aled Laura Mike And Tony face off against a squad of Jon's Robo-Police.
Why is Tony hiding behind Aled?Why can't the Robots pronounce Aled's name?Who's this Aled guy anyway?
Tune in, find out!
Oh yeah, here's the sneaky ASCII puzzle stuff - use your brain muscles to translate these to robotic policeman placements:
Initial Positions------------R1------------------R4----------------------------R2---------R3----------------
-----------L------M-----A------T-------
And then after a little shuffle...
------T------R1------------------R4----L----------------A--------R2----------R3-----M----------
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This week Laura, Mike, and Tony land in Lunar Lullaby FM and listen to Ben's puzzle.
Resurrecting the venerable MiniDisk, join our escapees flick through some masterful (an in some cases quite tropical) soothing bedtime tunes.
Whose greasy fingers have been tampering with the playlists?
Is the moon really made of cheese?
Can you stay awake to solve these puzzles?
Tune in to find out some of the above, as well as Mike's thoughts on pizza vomit in space!