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Happy new year! Or at least ... New Year! The world may still be teetering on the brink of collapse, but heck we're still publishing episodes so it can't all be bad right?

Join Mike, Chris, Jon and Bailey as they escape sneaky Danny's mind bending Roomyroomyroomroom!

Can you figure out the twist? We certainly can't...embarrassingly.

And as always, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.

Escape the Faithful Christmas Carol Special - Christmas yet to come…

Iiiit's Chriiiiistmaaaaaas! Well actually it's boxing day - but who's keeping track at the moment? And you're getting it a day early, that's a cheeky lump in the stocking if you know what I mean.

(This is part 3 of our 3 part Christmas Special - if you haven't already, why not listen to part 1 (the past) and part 2 (the present)?

Join us for the spectacular conclusion to our Christmas Carol special series, where our Scrooges find themselves in a terrible future, facing up to their dreadful festive sins, and answering mind bendingly important questions like:

Will Alan Scrooge change his bathroom habits?

Will Anna Scrooge think twice the next time she sees a reindeer?

Will Ebeneezer Bailey call the proper authorities?

And will Tony Scrooge allow natural selection to take its course?

If you like Christmas in general, and have enjoyed the series in specific, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.

Escape the Faithful Christmas Carol Special - The Present

It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol."

We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghosts. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!

Will Tony make foodie history?

What is Mrs Cratchet cooking?

How might Alan violate some guests?

Will Fred remember his lines?

Settle down with with some festive pud, and find out!

If you like the episode, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.

Master of the Feast by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1400019

Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Longing and Concern by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100511

Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Escape the Faithful Christmas Carol Special - The Past

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the other novel-

 

It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol." We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghost*. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!

 

Will Bailey find a use for the chamber pot?

Will Anna remember how to pronounce her own beer?

Will Alan ever manage to tempt that donkey?

 

Settle down with a Mince Pie, and find out!

 

If you like the episode, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.

 

*When Jon remembers

Escape the cat cafe, ft the Room Escape Divas!

This week, Mike and Ben are joined by Amanda, Errol, Mike (a different Mike) and Ruby from the Room Escape Divas podcast, escaping from Andrew Lloyd Webber's threats in a hip and trendy cat cafe!

Will Errol get a cup of coffee, or will it be matcha?

Will Amanda break something with a cupcake?

Will Mike and Ruby manage to solve a puzzle while also being fab parents?

TIFO!

P.S. The theme for this episode was requested by our first Escape Boss Tier patreon, Ryann. Hope you liked it Ryann!

If you like the episode, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.

Also - here's the bits you might need to solve the puzzles in this episode:

Menu

Hot Drinks

Price

Allergen information

Meowchiatto

£3.95

(TWST)

Catpurrchino

£3.20

(THN)

Ameowricano

£2.50

(TP)

Meowcha

£4.20

(CPCK)

Hot Chocacat

£4.00

(TH)

 

Regulars favourites

Mr RTT: Catpurrchino

Miss G: Meowcha

Mr D: Hot Chocacat

 

Glassless chaps Ep4 - Guinness

It's another cheeky Glassless chaps mini, this time coming from your boy, sweet Danny Nicholls, sharing his love of the brown stuff with the creamy topper if you know what I mean wink wink.

If you like these cheeky minis, let us know on the Twitters, or at Facebook.

Escape the Escape Room!

Yes you read that right! Today Katie, Mike and Chris escape the most exotic Escape Room location of all. An actual Escape Room. We've come full circle. It don't get more meta than this!

Will Jon ever open his front door again?
Will Katie overcome her suspicion of holes?
Will Chris ever wash off the invisible ink?

Tune in, and find out!

Escape the Fortune Tellers Tent

Aled, Chris, and Danny fall out of our DnD mini-series and back into a fortune tellers tent!?
 
Does Chris' frustration multiply?
 
Why is Danny feeling tingly?
 
Will Aled finally get a fast-food burger?
 
Tune into this special Patreon suggested episode and find out!
 
If you too want to become a Patreon and suggest an episode, head over to patreon.com/TheInfiniteEscapeRoom

Dragons and Dungeons Special Part 4 - Words hurt, but not as much as an ork and a halfling

IT'S THE FOURTH AND FINAL PAAAART!

You know the score - if you haven't listened to the other episodes then whiz back and give them a schwiz. It will all make much more sense. Here's:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Join our merry band as they conclude their fangrobulous premier adventure:

  • Jamie - Our noble GM and high quality prop photoshopper
  • Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, the aunty in sensible shoes
  • (Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, so full of rage she might need a little sleep
  • Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, tiny psycopath and concealer of cages
  • Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, master of genital insults

Will they find Pilchard Pete? Who's doing that horrid chanting? Aren't tombs supposed to have dead bodies in them someplace? If you're any way intrigued by those questions then give this sweet mess a listen. Also if you want to play along with the puzzle, you'll find the following visual aids tres useful:

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(you can click the images to view them at full size)

We hope you enjoyed this brief departure from our normal format. Normal service will be resumed next week...until our Christmas specials :D

And yeah, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.

(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)

Dragons and Dungeons Special Part 3 - The Rat and the Pilchard

PART 3 BABY OOH YEAH

If you haven't listened to Parts 1&2 then slow down cowboy! Give them a listen first and this whole crazy kahoot will make sense.

Last time we found ourselves murdering the local wildlife in search of Pilchard Pete, with a tame goblin in tow. Rejoin us as we stand at the entrance to some sort of deliniated tomb, with:

  • Jamie - Our noble GM and goblin impersonator
  • Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, cockney flower
  • (Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, the boss of cross
  • Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, and vermin conjourer
  • Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, the chocolate teapot of the party.

Why not cast your eyes over this mysterious puzzle component as well...

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If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and wonderful stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest person alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.

(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)

Dragons and Dungeons Special Part 2 - The Ork Meets The Pork

Iiiit's Part 2 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special!

If you haven't listened to Part 1 then hold your horses! Everything will make a whole lot more sense if you give it a listen first :)

Last time we found ourselves dropped in to a fantasy world, slapped with new identities:

  • Jamie - Our noble GM and owner of a seductive barmaid impersonation
  • Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, and stealthy watcher of old men
  • (Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, and the bane of slow table service
  • Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, and seducer of grunting hand models
  • Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, wants a shag or a sandwich and isn't fussy which.

...join us in part 2 as we escape the tavern, and throw our puzzle solving skills to the wind as we start putting the hurt on the local wildlife. Meat's back on the menu boys!

If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and whacky stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest motherfucker alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.

(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We're going to break them in to smaller chunks for the episodes themselves to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is part 2 of the first recording. Due to the length of the recordings, we've not been able to give these quite as much attention to detail as we'd normally try to, so do please forgive us if you hear any unedited farts.)

Dragons and Dungeons Special Part 1 - A Criminal Intro

Iiiit's Part 1 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special!

We've been making escape rooms for over two years now, so we jumped at the opportunity when the lovely Jamie Gibbs from the Armchair Escapist offered to give us a fortnight off to play a short escaperoom adjacent D&D campaign, with puzzles, goblin abductions, and nice bread.

So join...

  • Jamie - Our noble GM and master of a thousand rustic voices
  • Tony - Experienced D&D player, consumer of birthday beer, and the Masonry obsessed Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen
  • (Emma) Bailey - D&D newbie, baker of banana bread, and the faces to the wall half ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones
  • Ben - D&D newbie, awful punsmith, and Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard
  • Mike - D&D agnostic, hungover, and the dinner and dicking focused Bard, Clam Strumlington

...as we find ourselves trapped in this new world, slammed in to new personalities, and attempting to escape the crazy fantasy world. Oh yeah and don't worry - there's still a good old escape room puzzle in there you lucky folk.

Here's the resource you'll need by the way for the puzzle...
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If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and whacky stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest motherfucker alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.

 

(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We're going to break them in to smaller chunks for the episodes themselves to keep it all sensible and listenable. So Part 1 is the first half of the first recording, and Part 2 will be published a few days later. Due to the length of the recordings, we've not been able to give these quite as much attention to detail as we'd normally try to, so do please forgive us if you hear any unedited farts.)

Escape Parthenon Security Ltd.

Join Aled, Laura, and Tony in escaping Parthenon Security Ltd!  Ben takes up from where Jon left off, using as many props left in the room as possible.

Will Laura find the power to light the way?

Can Aled's stature be of any assistance?

And what details almost escape Tony?

Find out these, any many more things in this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!

Escape the Unhappily Married Prison

Have you ever asked yourself what sort of bread you'd be? You haven't!? Well, what better time then now, or, if not now, in the middle of an Escape Room. Against the clock.

And if that hasn't wet your whistle...

Will Ben finally accept that the week starts on Monday?
Will Mike baldly go where no man has gone before?
Will Danny be the sensible boi?
Will Jon ever write a puzzle that can actually be solved in the allotted time?

Tune in and find out!

And as always, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.

Escape the Megadome Tent

This week Aled, Laura, and Mike attempt to escape Ben's technically challenging Megadome.
 
Will Mike play chicken?
Does Aled get into a sticky situation?
Can Laura's culinary prowess help them escape?
 
Tune in and find out in this weeks The Infinite Escape Room!
 
 
P.S.
We used Cheerful Manners" by Tim Beek (timbeek.com)
And Aled mentioned Buttery Biscuit Base - how could we not include a link to it!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk

Escape the surprisingly reasonably priced Manhattan apartment

You know what's great? FRIENDS. The having of them, and the homages to. If either of those prospects tickle your biscuit then this tasty new episode from Tony is going to be right up your cul-de-sac. Why not join us as we:

  • Marvel as Jon missing the blindingly obvious references!
  • Wonder at Sam's sound and plumbing setup!
  • Nod knowingly at Bailey's James Earl Jones knowledge!
  • Giggle sympathetically at Tony's noble efforts to keep the recording on track!

And as always, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.

P.s. Mike edited this, and found the experience surreal but very pleasant, as it's the first time he's edited something he hasn't been in. He's really hoping he didn't chop anything important out.

Heston’s Delicious Treachery Heist

It's our two year anniversary special! Heston Blumenthal's back, and the time travelling gastro-criminal has got a job for Anna, Dom, Chris, Ben Jon and Mike!

The gang will need to steal the crown jewels with little more than a wedding cake and a birthday card - while battling the mole in the midst...

So yeah - tuck in! We think it's one our most exciting episodes yet. Also, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook?

 

Escape the Robo Cop Chop Shop!

This week Aled Laura Mike And Tony face off against a squad of Jon's Robo-Police.

Why is Tony hiding behind Aled?
Why can't the Robots pronounce Aled's name?
Who's this Aled guy anyway?

Tune in, find out!

Oh yeah, here's the sneaky ASCII puzzle stuff - use your brain muscles to translate these to robotic policeman placements:

Initial Positions
------------R1------------------R4------------
----------------R2---------R3----------------

-----------L------M-----A------T-------

And then after a little shuffle...

------T------R1------------------R4----L--------
--------A--------R2----------R3-----M----------

And as ever, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook

Escape the Guts of the Experiment

This week Aled, Ben, and Joey squelch through one of Chris' puzzles.
 
What do those lines on the floor mean?
Why is there muscle relaxant?
And who made that smell!?
 
To find out the answers to these questions, any be left with many more questions: Tune in to The Infinite Escape Room!

Escape Lunar Lullaby FM

This week Laura, Mike, and Tony land in Lunar Lullaby FM and listen to Ben's puzzle.

Resurrecting the venerable MiniDisk, join our escapees flick through some masterful (an in some cases quite tropical) soothing bedtime tunes.

Whose greasy fingers have been tampering with the playlists?

Is the moon really made of cheese?

Can you stay awake to solve these puzzles?

Tune in to find out some of the above, as well as Mike's thoughts on pizza vomit in space!

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