The Infinite Escape Room

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Escape the Costume Shop

Join Laura, Aled, and Mike as they run down a road in high heels while being chased by gigantic drag queens! Deciding that high heels really aren't for running, they duck into a costume shop and (as if by magic) are greeted by the shop keeper.
  • What rootin' tootin' adventure will Aled take the gang on?
  • What mayday inducing clamour will Laura get involved with?
  • And what does Mike call a tipi with a front door?
Find out in this Mr Benn inspired episode!
 
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Escape the Drag Race Dressing Room

After being nipped at the heels by a pack of slobbering hounds the gang found themselves in the shadow of shady bitches of a different kind...

They are backstage at a dragtastic Mama LaRu extravaganza ... but with the headline act storming off in true diva fashion and a drag-hungry audience between them and escape, what will the gang do?! Join Laura, Ben, and Aled as they escape backstage at the drag show! (With Bailey as their drag obsessed host!)

No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade, this escape room is large and in charge and will hopefully make your day MUCH BETTA! Ladies start your engines and may the best woman…ESCAPE!

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Escape the Dog Hospital

It's not what you think. Also it's filled with utterly horrible puns.

If you cringed so hard your jaw inverted then why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? Nothing clears up skin conditions like a good cringe.

 
 

Escape the Ransacked Writing Room

Everyone loves a cliff hanger. Last week left the team trapped in a Bus, surrounded by zombies. How will the story end?

 

Will Bailey reveal her real name?

Will Aled save Wales?

Will Chris be able to draw a circle?

Will you? (It's actually quite hard, try it now).

 

 

Tune in with your host Jon and find out!

 

And as always, if you want to make our day, why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.

Escape the M4 Service Station

Join Laura, Aled, and Alan as they try to escape a motorway service station!
 
On entering the station to relieve yourselves, a man comes running up to you. Before he is of much use "something" gets him! Watch out, because they are patrolling and will hinder you!
 
What accent gets mangled this week?
Who gets greased up?
Does anybody try to cheat?
 
Hopefully someone will stay calm and collected in this weeks The Infinite Escape Room!
 
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Escape the Pego Driving School

This week, the gang find themselves smaller and more plastic than normal, as they navigate a non intellectual property infringing Pego driving school.

Marvel as they struggle with basic driving manouvers!

Wonder as they keep forgetting there's a time limit!

Shiver as they uncover a new taxonomy of filth!

Also, the map! 155434251_181264010143689_4880923476779615102...

If you enjoy the show and want to support it, why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? Gwaaaan.

 

Escape The Park

Ah, the park. It's the only outdoor space most of us have left. If only they weren't so prone to vandalization by local youths.

What's that? Oh I think you'll find it is a word.

vandalization

/ˌvand(ə)lʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/

noun

  1. the act of deliberately destroying or damaging public or private property."due to vandalization in the past, a security system has been installed in the house"

If you're wondering why I've resorted to linguistic pedantry, join Aled, Bailey and Mike and find out!

 

And as always, if you want to make our day, why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.

Escape the Cabin of Disappointment

This week, we’re doing something a little different as we’re joined once more by our much beloved (and at this point semi regular guests) Errol and Manda from the Room Escape Divas.

Join Jon, Manda and Errol as they navigate a narrative plod through disappointment avenue, in Stan’s Escape Experiense. And yes, that is spelt incorrectly. Just wait until you see his Spoky Haunted Kabin.

And as plugged, the 2021 Cryptex Puzzle Hunt starts on the first of March! You should go check it out. It’s very cool, and made by smart people who do the clevers.

Oh yeah, and Errol mentions Justin Nevin's gorgeous Cryptex® Security Box. This is what they look like (drools):replica-black_1_orig.jpg

And as ever, if you want to make our day, why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? Gwaaaan.

P.S. We hear Darren Miller's pretty cool too. He assures us he has nothing to do with the manufacture of anything gorgeous.

Escape the post-covid-jab House Part 2

Continue listening to Alan, Aled, and Dom escape this mind boggling house!
 
Why on earth are there so many Scrabble tiles?
When is Uncle Bob's birthday?
Do any of the gang actually have an Uncle Bob?
And is that a return of the whimsical padlocks?
 
Part 2 of Escape The Post-Vaccination House awaits with answers, and more questions!

Escape the post-covid-jab House Part 1

This week listen to Alan, Aled, and Dom escape what is presumably their bedrooms...
They've all had their COVID vaccinations and wake up feeling groggy.

Why is Alan wearing brown, velcro brogues to bed?

Will you hear Aled sing the Welsh national anthem?

And is that a ballcock in Dom's pocket or is he just happy to see you?

Come one and all to listen to Part 1 of...Escape The Post-Vaccination House!

Escape the vaccine testing facility

This is a goodun this one. I think you'll enjoy it. Join Danny, Alan and Jon as they escape the clinical confines of one of Pfizer/Biontech's finest and most evil testing centres.

Marvel as they 'murfff' their way out of tube purgatory!

Wonder as they catch up on popular figures of hate!

Feel superior as they ignore metal bars and forget what centrifuges are!

By the way - vaccines are great, and probably aren't going to let shadowy billionaires control your mind. They've already got the tabloids for that.

And as ever, if you want to make our day, why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.

Escape The Garden.

Ah, the great outdoors; beautiful flowers, captivating foliage, the wreckage of a sports car in a fountain. Bliss. This week join Jamie, Laura and Mike as they wrestle with Jon's topical Garden puzzle. Why is it topical?....we'll get to that.

 

Will Jamie nail a Deep South accent?

Will Q's identity finally be revealed?

Will Laura finally call time on her first marriage?

 

Tune in, find out!

 

And as always, if you want to make our day, why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.

Escape the Shopping Mall

This week Aled, Chris, and Mike find themselves in a shopping mall - after hours of course! They just miss a familiar character who manages to help them out anyway.
 
What will Aled begrudge not doing earlier?
Does Chris' body paint actually help?
What will Mike put in his water pistol?
 
Time penalties, stacking blocks, and answers to the above can be found in this weeks episode!
 
P.S. Ben would like to send a huge thanks to Hill Burton for supplying some beer for the episode, and to apologise for how long it took to appear on the show - he inadvertently put into storage with much of his other belongings...
 
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Escape the RoomRoom

Happy new year! Or at least ... New Year! The world may still be teetering on the brink of collapse, but heck we're still publishing episodes so it can't all be bad right?

Join Mike, Chris, Jon and Bailey as they escape sneaky Danny's mind bending Roomyroomyroomroom!

Can you figure out the twist? We certainly can't...embarrassingly.

And as always, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.

Escape the Faithful Christmas Carol Special - Christmas yet to come…

Iiiit's Chriiiiistmaaaaaas! Well actually it's boxing day - but who's keeping track at the moment? And you're getting it a day early, that's a cheeky lump in the stocking if you know what I mean.

(This is part 3 of our 3 part Christmas Special - if you haven't already, why not listen to part 1 (the past) and part 2 (the present)?

Join us for the spectacular conclusion to our Christmas Carol special series, where our Scrooges find themselves in a terrible future, facing up to their dreadful festive sins, and answering mind bendingly important questions like:

Will Alan Scrooge change his bathroom habits?

Will Anna Scrooge think twice the next time she sees a reindeer?

Will Ebeneezer Bailey call the proper authorities?

And will Tony Scrooge allow natural selection to take its course?

If you like Christmas in general, and have enjoyed the series in specific, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.

Escape the Faithful Christmas Carol Special - The Present

It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol."

We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghosts. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!

Will Tony make foodie history?

What is Mrs Cratchet cooking?

How might Alan violate some guests?

Will Fred remember his lines?

Settle down with with some festive pud, and find out!

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Master of the Feast by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Longing and Concern by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Escape the Faithful Christmas Carol Special - The Past

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the other novel-

 

It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol." We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghost*. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!

 

Will Bailey find a use for the chamber pot?

Will Anna remember how to pronounce her own beer?

Will Alan ever manage to tempt that donkey?

 

Settle down with a Mince Pie, and find out!

 

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*When Jon remembers

Escape the cat cafe, ft the Room Escape Divas!

This week, Mike and Ben are joined by Amanda, Errol, Mike (a different Mike) and Ruby from the Room Escape Divas podcast, escaping from Andrew Lloyd Webber's threats in a hip and trendy cat cafe!

Will Errol get a cup of coffee, or will it be matcha?

Will Amanda break something with a cupcake?

Will Mike and Ruby manage to solve a puzzle while also being fab parents?

TIFO!

P.S. The theme for this episode was requested by our first Escape Boss Tier patreon, Ryann. Hope you liked it Ryann!

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Also - here's the bits you might need to solve the puzzles in this episode:

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Hot Drinks

Price

Allergen information

Meowchiatto

£3.95

(TWST)

Catpurrchino

£3.20

(THN)

Ameowricano

£2.50

(TP)

Meowcha

£4.20

(CPCK)

Hot Chocacat

£4.00

(TH)

 

Regulars favourites

Mr RTT: Catpurrchino

Miss G: Meowcha

Mr D: Hot Chocacat

 

Glassless chaps Ep4 - Guinness

It's another cheeky Glassless chaps mini, this time coming from your boy, sweet Danny Nicholls, sharing his love of the brown stuff with the creamy topper if you know what I mean wink wink.

If you like these cheeky minis, let us know on the Twitters, or at Facebook.

Escape the Escape Room!

Yes you read that right! Today Katie, Mike and Chris escape the most exotic Escape Room location of all. An actual Escape Room. We've come full circle. It don't get more meta than this!

Will Jon ever open his front door again?
Will Katie overcome her suspicion of holes?
Will Chris ever wash off the invisible ink?

Tune in, and find out!

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