The Infinite Escape Room

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Escape The Present

And wouldn't we all like to do that from time to time?

This week the team find themselves trapped in an ancient building and guilty of a heinous act of vandalism involving a giant golden crucifix. Can they put the pieces back together again? Tune in, find out!

Escape the Coal Mine

Join Bailey, Mike, and Tony as they delve into the depths of a coal mine, prodding and poking every nook and cranny.
  • What otherworldly creatures lurk for folk who don't have all of the information?
  • Why are there so many knickers down here?
  • Can our team work out how to get Trefor's motor going?
Get ready for some belly laughs, and slight peeks behind the production throughout - only on this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!

Escape The Bath Bomb Shop

Sacré bleu!

This week's episode sees Ben and Laura attempt to make an explosive exit from the smelliest of prisons - a bath bomb shop!

Cue Jamie's ropey European accents, left socks and flavoursome soaps.

 

Did you find our cheeky little Easter egg in this episode? Let us know on Twitter or Facebook if you did!

 

And yes, Jamie does say "audio descriptions for the hard of hearing' at one point. And no, he didn't realise what he'd said until it was much, much too late.

 

If you enjoyed listening to this episode, please consider joining the wonderful group of super listeners over at our Patreon!

Escape the ultimate betrayal at Traitors Rest!

This week join Ben, Danny and Alan as they find themselves caught in Mike's Machiavellian scheme of treachery, betrayal, and some very unsubtle puzzles. Mike was revoltingly pleased with himself for this one.

Spoiler alert! If you want to be in on the joke from the beginning then read on...

This is the message Ben, Alan and Danny received before the recording:

Hope you don’t mind but I’ve got a cheeky request. For the recording tonight, you have a super secret mission. You are a saboteur, and it will be your role to stop the other two from escaping by solving the exit door puzzle. If the other two get you to admit to being a saboteur then the doll (which will make sense at the time) will get you, and you’ll be ejected from the recording and into the lobby until the others have escaped (or failed). To keep things fun, there will be one or two very subtle clues that something is afoot, but it’ll be up to the others to spot them.

If you want to play along with the puzzles, here's the plaques:

  • Benedict arnoldO
  • BrutusO
  • Scar from the lion kingU
  • Jamie LannisterIE
  • Guy FawkesEAE

And the dreamcatcher beads:

  • 3 TRST
  • 4 MKS
  • 1 D
  • 2 NT
  • 5 MSSG

As always, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.

Escape Longleat Safari!

Don't let the title fool you. Jon does his best to be dark and creepy while the others consistently undermine him with gags about buttocks, scarecrows, and the many ways in which an abandoned car with a birds nest growing in it might no longer be road worthy. Oh and there's bodies. Lots of bodies.

 

This episode included a sound effect used under the Creative Commons License. The License can be found here. The sound effect can be found here. It was created by Aris621. Thanks Aris, it's a good 'un!

Escape the Hedge Maze

Join forces with Aled, Laura, and Mike as they loop through a hedge maze.

Who will be the first to claim to be stupid?

How much time will be lost trudging around?

Why is the end at the beginning?

GASP A maze zing!

Listen, weep with joy, and spare a thought for the poor folk having to live through the puns.  Tune in, find out, only on The Infinite Escape Room...

 

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Escape the Oubliette!

In this Episode, Jamie takes Mike, Laura and Dom in to the Oubliette of a pop culture classic, where he confounds them with an infuriatingly well constructed puzzle.

Also, here's a few visual assets if you're following along at home. Ye gods how we wish we'd found them sooner!

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And as ever, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.

Escape Madame Tussauds

A long, long time ago, we did a corporate gig. We also did a rehearsal with some friends and family and, by way of thanks, we offered them the chance to choose a venue for a future episode. They chose Madamme Tussauds.

What could be more charming than an idle wander through the wax works of this great institution, respectfully looking, not touching (and definately not stabbing, Alan), adhering to all signage and staying on our side of the venerable velvet rope.

What indeed...

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This episode included a sound effect used under the Creative Commons License. The License can be found here. The sound effect can be found here. 

Escape the Board Game Cafe at the End of the World (Ft. The Average Gamers)

There's some dodgy capitalisation in that title...ho hum!

This week Ben is joined by special guests Lee and Adam from The Average Games podcast as Mike takes them through an apocalyptic board game cafe. Mysteries and Meeples abound as we journey within three of Mike's favorite games, and try to keep a step ahead of the Final Barista.

You can also hear these lovely chaps on some other podcasts. Go check them out at Wreckage RPG and Geeks Journal for dessert.

Finally, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? 

 

Escape the Herring Apocalypse

What do you call a gang of one? This week I call it Jamie! Join him on his adventure as he vanquishes a giant herring, encounters eider ducks and sausages, and eats croutons.
 
  • How can a salad be so useful and yet so overlooked?
  • Why did the potatoes not sound like a brass instrument?
  • What monster climbs a mountain of dogs?
 
Strap up, hold on, and tune in to find out!
 

PS - The scrambled text on the plaque reads:

Af uskw gx shgusdqhkw

Prmmifbp clo qeb bka lc qfjb

Geffekiw qeoi ibgippirx kyevhmerw

 
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Escape The Pointless Chase…Cube

This week join Danny, Anna and Jon as they find themselves confronting Mike's terrifying creation of Mecha Richard Osman's deadly quiz show.

Massive thanks to Hill Burton for suggesting the quiz question puzzles for this episode - they're absolutely fiendish and it was great fun building a ridiculous episode around them.

Also you might notice that this episode has some iffy audio! Poor ol' Danny managed to goof on his audio settings and recorded his voice track with his webcam rather than his very posh and expensive microphone. Also our track backup solution (CraigBot) has been letting us down of late - so no backup. Whoopsiedoodles.

And finally, if you enjoy the show then you can support us via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.

 

Escape The Post-it notes

Is this our shortest episode ever? It could well be - join Aled, Laura and Jamie as they storm through Dom's sneaky post-it production line puzzle.

Also Mike briefly shows up to say the hellos, and then pisses off downstairs for what he thought would be a lovely quiet beer.

And if you enjoy our nonsense, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? 

ESCAPETHEROOMers - Guest Episode!

We're joined this week by Cici and Brandon from ESCAPETHEROOMers; an Escape Room focused youtube channel and review site, based out of New York. Jon picks their brains about their show, the industry more generally and their favourite UK room, then we get down to the good stuff and give them a room to solve!

Will Cici use Delilah in the right orifice?

Will Brandon make it through the show with that much whisky inside him?

Has Jon considered the consequences of giving his solvers access to the miracle of Fire?

 

Tune in and find out!

Escape the Giants Cupboard

Hullo! Ben's back after the TIER summer holiday and his head was a little empty of anything but puns...
Join Mike, Laura, and Jon as they navigate a weird environment in the dark...
 

Will Jon form a splinter group?

Does Mike harpoon himself?

Can Laura bring some much needed structure to the episode?
 
Tune in and find out!

Escape the mysteriously hinged house

Ever had that dream? You know, the one where a giant four year old decides to play dressup with you after setting an arbitrary thirty minute Escape Timer? Yeah, me too. And now, so have Dom, Mike and Aled.

Will Mike make a good Baby? 

Will Dom ever sound happy on the inside? 

Will Aled leave Mike hanging? 

Tune in, find out!

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Escaping The Puzzleverse Inc.’s ISS Crisis

Hi folks, bit of a special one for you this week! We got contacted by the Puzzleverse Inc a few months back, wanting to know if we'd like to play and record one of their rooms. We said yes, and this was the result! We had an absolute blast, and our host Jayden was great. 

So bit of a departure this week, as you join Mike, Ben, Bailey, Tony, Aled and Laura in solving a crisis on the International Space Station!

We've done our best to describe what we're seeing on the stream and screen as we go, but heck - if you're just missing big group escape rooms this might provide some lovely soothing ambient audio to take you right back to them.

We'd heartily encourage you to check them out if you fancy a fun group escape experience. You can check out their games at https://www.thepuzzleverse.ca/

Escape The Day Job

We are returned! And Normal Service has resumed. And by "normal" I mean a half dozen unbroadcastable outbursts followed by some light philosophy while locked in an Imaginary Fun Prison. Alone.

Poor Danny, Poor, Lonely, Danny.

 

EDIT: There was a technical issue with the end of this episode. I've fixed and reuploaded but you might need to refresh your feed/redownload for the fixed version to come through.

Escape the Customs Office

Welcome back from the TIERrifically good holiday!

This week join Anna, Chris, and Dom as they attempt to prove their innocence at the customs office!

What will Dom try to rub in his gums?

How does Chris forget his ability to get hot and sticky?

What does Anna have on her new t-shirt?

Some things you will never know! But for others you'll need to listen to this week's episode of The Infinite Escape Room!

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2021 TIER Holiday Special, EP4

Almost the end of our mini-series, the holiday is drawing to a close...But not before Ben, Mike, and Jon face the final challenge from Jamie!
 
What monocle-esque fate befalls Jon?
 
Is Mike sober enough to speak coherently?
 
Why does Ben get chastised?
 
Please  join us as the holiday ends to see if we escape!
 
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2021 TIER Holiday Special, EP3

It's into the last half of the holiday, and as everyone does we've become rather comfortable by this point. Jamie, Jon, and Mike go through Ben's  picnic hamper, what will they find inside?
 
What does Mike clamp between his thighs?
 
Who does Jon spy on the receipt?
 
Will anybody listen to Jamie?
 
Tune in to find out what dreadful puns Ben has in store!
 
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