The Infinite Escape Room
Escape the Eurovision dressing rooms…drunk!

Escape the Eurovision dressing rooms…drunk!

May 26, 2019

This week, Mike, Emma, Alan and Laura have lots of drinks and work together to break out of the backstage area of Eurovision 2019. Yes we know we're a week late - we recorded it just beforehand so we could be extra high on those delightful Euro-pop fumes.

Will Alan finish his wood lathing?

Will Laura learn to keep well Away from Emma's wine?

Will Emma blow out Mike's eardrums?

Will Mike find a sweet de-reverb effect that cancels room echo while chopping a bit off the dynamic range?

Give us a listen and find out! Or alternatively Yes, yes, what who said that and yes.

Also hit us up at TIER_podcast on twitter. We'd love to hear from you.

Escape the playpen!

Escape the playpen!

May 19, 2019

This week, Ben, Aled, and Mike are left to get along in an unattended in a playpen.

Will Aled spot the opener?

Will Mike get to play with balls?

Will Ben be sober enough to unwrap simple logic!?

Switch on your baby monitors and listen closely!

90’s kids escape from a lunchbox

90’s kids escape from a lunchbox

May 12, 2019

This week Mike, Jon and Aled find themselves trapped in a totally blank escape room, with little more than a lunchbox to get them through.

Will Mike enjoy the joke on the penguin bar?

Will Jon lose his David Seaman top trump card in swaps and then run to teacher?

Will Aled learn a sick new trick on his Yomega Pro-Yo, impressing everyone with his ability to walk an invisible dog?

Tune in and find out!

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Escape the Millennium Falcon!

Escape the Millennium Falcon!

May 4, 2019

Happy May the 4th! To celebrate intergalactic Star Wars day - Mike, Ben and Chris bust their way out of the famously fast heap of junk, the Century Pigeon.

Will Ben wish he'd gone to see Solo?

Will Mike confuse chicken with grain and a K'lor'slug?

Will Chris lose a lot of star wars geek points along the way?

Tune in and find out!

Escape the Chocolate Factory!

Escape the Chocolate Factory!

April 28, 2019

This week, Mike, Dom and Aled find themselves up brown creek without a paddle, in Billy Bonka's legally distinct wonderful Chocolate Factory! 

Will Aled solve world hunger?

Will Dom become the generation defining chocolate rapper/wrapper?

Will Mike end up in questionable moral territory while considering Umpa Lumpa breeding particulars?

Will everyone have too much beer and wine before they start and get the giggles?

Listen in, and all shall be revealed!

The Office…again?

The Office…again?

April 22, 2019

This week, Aled and Mike find themselves trapped in one of Ben's puzzles. But it all seems quite familiar

Will Mike remember what happened last week?

Will Aled break anything?

Will nobody call John's wife!?

Tune in and find out on this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!

P.s. Sorry we're late getting this one up! It was the combination of the bank holiday, daylight savings, and the ever growing influence of the Illuminati.

The Office

The Office

April 13, 2019

This week, Ben, Aled, and Mike find themselves trapped in a generic office?

Will the first puzzle be overly obvious?

Will the second involve lost digits?

What will become of John...?

Tune in and find out on this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!

Exit the Brexit (Bus)

Exit the Brexit (Bus)

April 6, 2019

Are you sick of hearing about Brexit?

Do you wish someone would present the polarizing debate in a balanced and impartial way?

Have you ever heard a person drive themselves insane with anathematic google searches?

If you answered 'yes', 'no', 'maybe' or 'christ, not more f**king brexit' to any of the above, then you'll want to join Ben, Alan and Chris is solving Mike's all-in-one Brexit escape room!

Holy Batcave Batman!

Holy Batcave Batman!

March 30, 2019

This week, Mike, Laura, Anna and Dom find themselves imprisoned by that rich lunatic, Bruce Wayne! And his mystery mate Batman.

Will Alfred be cockney, posh or toned from picking up towels?

Will a heavily trademarked character or villain appear to enrich everyone's day with their distinct intellectual property?

Will Warner Brothers be in contact shortly with a takedown request? Oh cripes please don't sue us WB - we cool yeah?

Hopefully not, but just in case enjoy it while you can!

The Market Stalls

The Market Stalls

March 24, 2019

Apologies that the audio is a bit funny for this one! We had a little problem with the processing!

This week Aled, Ben, and Mike find themselves in an indoor market.

What will they find rummaging around the bits and bobs stall?

Will Ben and Aled figure out the mysterious of the meat counter?

What exactly is herringbone!?

Find out in this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!

Hangover Breakfast Buffet

Hangover Breakfast Buffet

March 16, 2019

This week, Mike, Emma, Laura and Alan try to escape from a continental breakfast buffet before their own breakfast escapes from them via their mouths and vom.

Will they escape before Emma finishes evacuating the rest of the previous evening from her digestive system?

Will Alan finish drawing his puzzle in the time it takes to clear the plates away?

Will Laura give subtle signs she'd like some more toast?

Will Mike do a really beery fart half way through but somehow get away with it?

 

This was recorded on our dinner table, so if you hear funny sounds it's us greedily hoovering up pastry crumbs and glugging lovely soft drinks. It's definitely not anyone having a bloody good fidget under the table.

Excitement in a Student Fridge

Excitement in a Student Fridge

March 9, 2019

This week, Mike, Ben, Aled and Chris find themselves in their most gruesome escape room yet - the fridge in a student flat!

*Insert DUN DUN DUUUUUUN sounds*

Will they work out what the foreign student has mouldering in the salad drawer?

Will Chris get away with his puzzle without someone eating all of the components?

Will Ben wish that his puzzle had come a little bit before everyone got really sleepy?

 

Also big thanks to @MKGeekNight for letting us do a 1 minute wonder pitch (with no prep! We got press ganged by Silverstone!) at their latest event in the MK Gallery. They're a swell event with great speakers, great beer and bountiful pizza - and well worth your time https://mkgeeknight.co.uk/# 

Exit the Fried Chicken Joint

Exit the Fried Chicken Joint

March 3, 2019

This week, Aled, Ben, and Chris find themselves in a local fried chicken joint.

What gems can be found inside abandoned cash registers?
Will any of them be any good in the kitchen?
And who on earth traipses grease all around a bathroom!?

For the answers to these questions and so much more tune into this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!

 

The Pub Lock-in

The Pub Lock-in

February 23, 2019

Recorded in an actual pub, which it turns out makes editing hard!

Thish week, Mike, Dom and Anna find themshelves trapped behind the big flat thing that all of the beer and mickshers live behind.

Will they escape before some dreadful pub regular starts waffling on about how he called the police because a prostitute tied him up and stole his camera? (True story...ugh...)

Will Mike and Anna spec out their perfect pub lunch, even though it is in no way related to any puzzles?

Will we seamlessly stop for a second round of drinks even though we're plenty squiffy after the first?

You'll probably find out if you give it a listen. Go on you cheeky goose.

Exciting times in a Shoebox

Exciting times in a Shoebox

February 16, 2019

This week, Mike, Jon and Ben find themselves having as much fun as you conceivably can in Uncle Burtrum's musty old attic.

Will they find a magical wardrobe leading to an allegorical kingdom?

Will they uncover Uncle Burtrum's chest of war memorabilia, discovering a spiked helmet and signed photo of the kaiser?

Or will they dick about in a shoebox? Why not tune your lovely ear-holes in and find out?

 

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Botanical Breakout

Botanical Breakout

February 10, 2019

This week Aled, Ben, and Chris are trapped in a Botanical Greenhouse.

Are they smarter than a primate?
Can they figure out the mysteries of the marigold?
Will their maths let them down…?

Tune in to listen to them weeding out the duckweed from the clues!

 

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Smooth Police Station

Smooth Police Station

February 2, 2019

This week, Mike, Ben, Aled and Alan find themselves banged up in the police station - for a farmyard based crime that 3 of them didn't commit.

Can they foil the plans of a character obsessed killer, a a balloon gangster, art that isn't easy on the eyes and an imprisoned brummie lunatic?

Tune in to see if they muddle through on guesswork and a healthy dollop of smooth jazz.

 

If you enjoy the podcast, please don't forget to subscribe. If you'd like to contact us, give us a yell at theinfiniteescaperoom.com, on our facebook page or our twitter feed (@TIER_podcast).

We're also on the Instagrams with the rest of the kids and we still have no idea how it works. 

The Hospital

The Hospital

January 27, 2019

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!
This week Aled, Ben, and Chris are stuck in a British NHS Hospital. Can they escape the whitewashed corridors before contracting MRSA?

Will the food be gloopy and cold?

Will Uncle Fernicus come visit us with grapes and slip us a hipflask of whiskey?

Download and delight your ears to find out!

 

If you enjoy the podcast, please don't forget to subscribe. If you'd like to contact us, give us a yell at theinfiniteescaperoom.com, on our facebook page or our twitter feed (@TIER_podcast).

We're also on the Instagrams with the rest of the kids and we still have no idea how it works. 

p.s. We're aware that the audio quality for this episode isn't great. Apologies for that - we got it sorted for the next one :)

Escape from Atlantis!

Escape from Atlantis!

January 20, 2019

This week, Dom's prepared a mysterious all-in-one escape room for Mike, Aled and Ben. Can they escape Mordo the Magician's Atlantian tower before it sinks forever?

Marvel at his collection of curios!

Wonder at the apocalyptic view from the window!

Inspect the threadbare monkey's butt!

If you enjoy the podcast, please don't forget to subscribe. If you'd like to contact us, make a request or leave a comment, you can reach us at theinfiniteescaperoom.com, on our facebook page or our twitter feed (@TIER_podcast).

We're also on the Instagrams with the rest of the kids and we still have no idea how it works.

Cripes, it’s time to escape the Boarding School!

Cripes, it’s time to escape the Boarding School!

January 13, 2019

Gosh farthing perkins! Looks like those frightful coves Ben, Chris and Mike have got themselves trapped in the Boarding school!

Will they escape before Professor Bumthresher, Master of Caning finds out Chris has been dipping his hand in the tuck till?

Will Mater and Pater forget we're here, and leave us here for the summer?

Why not tune in your internet wireless and find out?

 

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We're also on the Instagrams with the rest of the kids and we still have no idea how it works.