The Infinite Escape Room

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Escape the surprisingly reasonably priced Manhattan apartment

You know what's great? FRIENDS. The having of them, and the homages to. If either of those prospects tickle your biscuit then this tasty new episode from Tony is going to be right up your cul-de-sac. Why not join us as we:

  • Marvel as Jon missing the blindingly obvious references!
  • Wonder at Sam's sound and plumbing setup!
  • Nod knowingly at Bailey's James Earl Jones knowledge!
  • Giggle sympathetically at Tony's noble efforts to keep the recording on track!

And as always, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.

P.s. Mike edited this, and found the experience surreal but very pleasant, as it's the first time he's edited something he hasn't been in. He's really hoping he didn't chop anything important out.

Heston’s Delicious Treachery Heist

It's our two year anniversary special! Heston Blumenthal's back, and the time travelling gastro-criminal has got a job for Anna, Dom, Chris, Ben Jon and Mike!

The gang will need to steal the crown jewels with little more than a wedding cake and a birthday card - while battling the mole in the midst...

So yeah - tuck in! We think it's one our most exciting episodes yet. Also, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook?

 

Escape the Robo Cop Chop Shop!

This week Aled Laura Mike And Tony face off against a squad of Jon's Robo-Police.

Why is Tony hiding behind Aled?
Why can't the Robots pronounce Aled's name?
Who's this Aled guy anyway?

Tune in, find out!

Oh yeah, here's the sneaky ASCII puzzle stuff - use your brain muscles to translate these to robotic policeman placements:

Initial Positions
------------R1------------------R4------------
----------------R2---------R3----------------

-----------L------M-----A------T-------

And then after a little shuffle...

------T------R1------------------R4----L--------
--------A--------R2----------R3-----M----------

And as ever, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook

Escape the Guts of the Experiment

This week Aled, Ben, and Joey squelch through one of Chris' puzzles.
 
What do those lines on the floor mean?
Why is there muscle relaxant?
And who made that smell!?
 
To find out the answers to these questions, any be left with many more questions: Tune in to The Infinite Escape Room!

Escape Lunar Lullaby FM

This week Laura, Mike, and Tony land in Lunar Lullaby FM and listen to Ben's puzzle.

Resurrecting the venerable MiniDisk, join our escapees flick through some masterful (an in some cases quite tropical) soothing bedtime tunes.

Whose greasy fingers have been tampering with the playlists?

Is the moon really made of cheese?

Can you stay awake to solve these puzzles?

Tune in to find out some of the above, as well as Mike's thoughts on pizza vomit in space!

Escape the suspicious Donkey Barn

Join Ben and Jamie...with special guest, Tommy Honton, Escape room designer, raconteur, immersive experience immersifier, as they escape a highly suspicious barn of donkeys!

Shiver in fear at the links to the KGB!

Bray loudly at thier terrible donkey schemes!

Metagame the shit out of your puzzles my dog (You might want to check our twitter feed for a clue).

Special thanks go out to iZoptope who kindly provided us with a copy of their new RX8 audio cleanup software, which helped remove many an ear cringing audio sin from this episode. Thanks guys - you're absolute gems! ('Dialogue Isolate' is the single best answer to the question 'did this person record while sitting on a tumble dryer?' I've had to date. Bloody magic.)

As ever, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook

Escape The Celebrity Chef’s Meta-kitchen

This week, Aled, Jamie and Laura escape Mike's fiendish celebrity kitchen!

Will Heston Blumental's fiendish creation ruin Gordon Ramsay's sideboards?

Will the puns come thicker that Jamie Oliver's cockney accent?

Will we discover dark truths about Turkey Twizzlers?

Tune in, find out! And as ever, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook

Escape The Love Coffin

This week Laura, Mike and Ben emerge safe and sound from their doomed plane, only to become trapped in Jon's unassuming church.

Why is the Church made of wood?

How did Laura become so good at flying twin-engined aircraft?

Will all those years of Welsh language schooling finally come in handy?

Tune in and find out!

Escape the smoke and mirrors

This week Aled leads Mike, Ben and Alan through a spooksome house of mirrors where not all is as it seems...

Where is the Fez Label?

Why does Window's bluetooth muck up every five minutes?

Can dogs feel ennui?

Tune in, find out! And as ever, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook

Escape the Cabin

David and Lisa Spira from Room Escape Artist join Mike in trying to escape a cabin in the woods.

After escaping the barn by plane last week, the three find themselves running low on fuel.  Thankfully they've all be putting in extra hours of Kerbal Space Program and the landing on a dirt road is surprisingly painless.
Coming to a stop they find themselves outside of a cabin that happens to have a fuel pump.

Can they operate the fuel pump?

Will they get into the cabin?

How many Room Escape Artist references can Ben sneak in!?

Tune in and find out!


You may have noted that we've been advertising The Reality Escape Convention: RECON on the podcast over the past few weeks. 
We are really grateful to Lisa and David for taking time out of organising RECON to come on the show.

Registration for free tickets is now open, and the event takes place on 23rd & 24th August.  We talk about the conference in the first part of the show, but if you want to find out more checkout the links below!

RECON Website: www.realityescapecon.com

Room Escape Artist (REA) Website: www.roomescapeartist.com

RECON Twitter Account: @RealEscapeCon

Facebook: Reality Escape Convention

Instagram: recon@roomescapeartist.com

Linkedin: Reality Escape Convention

Glassless chaps Ep4 - Ginger English Garden

In another Glassless Chaps, Dom shares a cheeky cocktail to cool you off as our roasting planet gently slips in to the surface of the sun.

When not sampling an occasional tipple, Dom illustrates at domjordanillustration.com

If you like these cheeky minis, let us know on the Twitters, or at Facebook.

Escape the Barn!

This week Chris, Jamie, and Sam find themselves on top of a barn!  How on earth did Ben wrangle them out from Robot-Hitler's V2 rocket!?

Listen as the gang go through the trials and tribulations of interacting with stuff in a barn.

Will Chris be tempted to rummage through poo?

Will Jamie get the metal detector working?

Does Sam's wish of driving a tractor come to fruition!?

And what on Earth is Lovage...?

Find out most of the above by tuning into this weeks episode of: The Infinite Escape Room!

Escape the Rainy English Countryside

Hooo boy, did we record this episode in the fittingly pissing rain? Yes we did. I hope you like ASMR, and listening to the lengths we'll go to to maintain social distancing.

Join Anna, Laura and Dom as they escape Mike's totally accurate depiction of the English countryside!

Will they wicker the escape man?

Will they observe the country code?

Will there be enough pringles?

Tune in! Find out!

 

Also go check out https://www.realityescapecon.com/ if you haven't already. It sounds pretty cool.

 

And as ever, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook

Escape the Conspiracy filled Bunker

This week Ben, Chris, and Mike rummage around the robes of a man that Jon killed off.

 

An puzzle wrapped up in a bunker, wrapped up in a consiracy, wrapped up in a perfectly reasonable explanation thank you very much, guv'na!

 

P.S. If you like escape rooms, and we think you probably do, check out RECON - The Reality Escape Convention: https://www.realityescapecon.com/

 

P.P.S.  Persons partaking in puzzling at ones personal pace will require the following visual clues:

 

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Yes, we reminded Jon that we're an audio podcast!

 

And for anyone who's pod catching doesn't import the images, here re the links:

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Glassless chaps Ep3 - Norrlands Guld

It's another cheeky bonus mini for your lovely earholes, you gorgeous people you. In this episode of Glassless Chaps, Dom shares his honeymoon period with Norrlunds Guld, and the dread discovery that followed it.

 

Dom's a pretty sweet illustrator by the way. You can check out his art and get in touch with him at domjordanillustration.com

 

If you like these cheeky minis, let us know on the Twitters, or at Facebook.

Escape the Runaway Taxi!

'Alright mate, where to? Sorry about the sick on the seat. Used to be all h'aaarses around 'ere'

No cockney banter was harmed as Mike, Ben and special guest Peih-Gee Law escape Tony's deadly runaway hackney carriage.

Robots! Puns! Sausages! Two of those three things are in this episode.

We mention a fantastic online few rooms in the episode, they come with Peih-Gee's stamp of approval so why not check them out?

You can check out Peih-Gee's reviews over at Room Escape Artist. Oh yeah, while we're on the subject they've got a sweet online conference coming up on escape rooms. More on that later - but here's a juicy link for RECON in the meantime.

Oh yeah we're still on the Patreon the Twitters and the Facebook. Hit us up.

Escape the Desert

This week Aled, Jon, and Mike find themselves stuck in the middle of a desert with little more than a book, a space helmet atop a cactus, and a phonebox to help them escape.

Join them on a prickly quest involving numbers, screw drivers, and frustration.

Will they escape the desert?  Would you escape the desert?  Let us know if you play along at home!

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Glassless Chaps Ep2 - Asahi

In another Glassless Chaps mini, Mike shares his not-quite-love of his not-quite-favourite beer that he still drinks-not-quite-not-infrequently, Asahi.

As always, these aren't sponsored - but Mike's integrity is on the market, and at a very reasonable price.

If you like these cheeky minis, let us know on the Twitters, or at Facebook.

Escape The Lizard in the Locker Room

It's a super special mega episode! Longest episode everish! Most solvers everish! Mike, Ben, Aled, Bailey, Alan and Laura are escaping from a guest room - kindly supplied by Walter Miska, from his fabulous book Escape Passages Volume 1!

Listen as we don our American Jock personas to retrieve our faithful mascot, Kong, from those horrid Hordenwood Hornets and their locker room of hormones and LIES!

This episode is genuinely a window in to what it's like to solve a real life escape room with us. It's our usual hit squad, and hoo boy do we have to stack up the brains before we can solve a puzzle.

Walter was kind enough to give his blessing for us to record us solving this first room. If you'd like to GM this room yourself, or any of the other two excellent scenario's he's put together, you can find his book here at: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Escape-Passages-Mr-Walter-Miska/dp/1087426871

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As always, this isn't sponsored content - it's just one of those lovely weird things that happens if you're a member of the Escape Room community. If you've got your own special project you'd like to share, feel free to hit us up on the Twitters, or at Facebook.

Escape the Bowling Alley!

This week, Ben, Dom and Jamie find themselves trapped in Mike's under-laned bowling alley!

Balls!

Ponder the fuel efficiency of chip fat!

Question Spongebob's sexuality!

Laugh at how small some people's  shoes are!

Also bowling. 

If you like the episode, the podcast in general, and supporting indie podcasts, we're now on Patreon! Why not check out our different TIER Tier rewards, and chuck us a squid?. You can also let us know what you think of the podcast, and where you'd like us to escape next via the Twitters, or at Facebook.

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