The Infinite Escape Room

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Escape the Fortune Tellers Tent

Aled, Chris, and Danny fall out of our DnD mini-series and back into a fortune tellers tent!?
 
Does Chris' frustration multiply?
 
Why is Danny feeling tingly?
 
Will Aled finally get a fast-food burger?
 
Tune into this special Patreon suggested episode and find out!
 
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Dragons and Dungeons Special Part 4 - Words hurt, but not as much as an ork and a halfling

IT'S THE FOURTH AND FINAL PAAAART!

You know the score - if you haven't listened to the other episodes then whiz back and give them a schwiz. It will all make much more sense. Here's:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Join our merry band as they conclude their fangrobulous premier adventure:

  • Jamie - Our noble GM and high quality prop photoshopper
  • Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, the aunty in sensible shoes
  • (Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, so full of rage she might need a little sleep
  • Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, tiny psycopath and concealer of cages
  • Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, master of genital insults

Will they find Pilchard Pete? Who's doing that horrid chanting? Aren't tombs supposed to have dead bodies in them someplace? If you're any way intrigued by those questions then give this sweet mess a listen. Also if you want to play along with the puzzle, you'll find the following visual aids tres useful:

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(you can click the images to view them at full size)

We hope you enjoyed this brief departure from our normal format. Normal service will be resumed next week...until our Christmas specials :D

And yeah, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.

(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)

Dragons and Dungeons Special Part 3 - The Rat and the Pilchard

PART 3 BABY OOH YEAH

If you haven't listened to Parts 1&2 then slow down cowboy! Give them a listen first and this whole crazy kahoot will make sense.

Last time we found ourselves murdering the local wildlife in search of Pilchard Pete, with a tame goblin in tow. Rejoin us as we stand at the entrance to some sort of deliniated tomb, with:

  • Jamie - Our noble GM and goblin impersonator
  • Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, cockney flower
  • (Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, the boss of cross
  • Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, and vermin conjourer
  • Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, the chocolate teapot of the party.

Why not cast your eyes over this mysterious puzzle component as well...

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If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and wonderful stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest person alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.

(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)

Dragons and Dungeons Special Part 2 - The Ork Meets The Pork

Iiiit's Part 2 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special!

If you haven't listened to Part 1 then hold your horses! Everything will make a whole lot more sense if you give it a listen first :)

Last time we found ourselves dropped in to a fantasy world, slapped with new identities:

  • Jamie - Our noble GM and owner of a seductive barmaid impersonation
  • Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, and stealthy watcher of old men
  • (Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, and the bane of slow table service
  • Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, and seducer of grunting hand models
  • Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, wants a shag or a sandwich and isn't fussy which.

...join us in part 2 as we escape the tavern, and throw our puzzle solving skills to the wind as we start putting the hurt on the local wildlife. Meat's back on the menu boys!

If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and whacky stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest motherfucker alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.

(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We're going to break them in to smaller chunks for the episodes themselves to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is part 2 of the first recording. Due to the length of the recordings, we've not been able to give these quite as much attention to detail as we'd normally try to, so do please forgive us if you hear any unedited farts.)

Dragons and Dungeons Special Part 1 - A Criminal Intro

Iiiit's Part 1 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special!

We've been making escape rooms for over two years now, so we jumped at the opportunity when the lovely Jamie Gibbs from the Armchair Escapist offered to give us a fortnight off to play a short escaperoom adjacent D&D campaign, with puzzles, goblin abductions, and nice bread.

So join...

  • Jamie - Our noble GM and master of a thousand rustic voices
  • Tony - Experienced D&D player, consumer of birthday beer, and the Masonry obsessed Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen
  • (Emma) Bailey - D&D newbie, baker of banana bread, and the faces to the wall half ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones
  • Ben - D&D newbie, awful punsmith, and Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard
  • Mike - D&D agnostic, hungover, and the dinner and dicking focused Bard, Clam Strumlington

...as we find ourselves trapped in this new world, slammed in to new personalities, and attempting to escape the crazy fantasy world. Oh yeah and don't worry - there's still a good old escape room puzzle in there you lucky folk.

Here's the resource you'll need by the way for the puzzle...
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If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and whacky stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest motherfucker alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.

 

(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We're going to break them in to smaller chunks for the episodes themselves to keep it all sensible and listenable. So Part 1 is the first half of the first recording, and Part 2 will be published a few days later. Due to the length of the recordings, we've not been able to give these quite as much attention to detail as we'd normally try to, so do please forgive us if you hear any unedited farts.)

Escape Parthenon Security Ltd.

Join Aled, Laura, and Tony in escaping Parthenon Security Ltd!  Ben takes up from where Jon left off, using as many props left in the room as possible.

Will Laura find the power to light the way?

Can Aled's stature be of any assistance?

And what details almost escape Tony?

Find out these, any many more things in this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!

Escape the Unhappily Married Prison

Have you ever asked yourself what sort of bread you'd be? You haven't!? Well, what better time then now, or, if not now, in the middle of an Escape Room. Against the clock.

And if that hasn't wet your whistle...

Will Ben finally accept that the week starts on Monday?
Will Mike baldly go where no man has gone before?
Will Danny be the sensible boi?
Will Jon ever write a puzzle that can actually be solved in the allotted time?

Tune in and find out!

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