Escape the Drag Race Dressing Room

Everyone loves a cliff hanger. Last week left the team trapped in a Bus, surrounded by zombies. How will the story end?
 
Will Bailey reveal her real name?
Will Aled save Wales?
Will Chris be able to draw a circle?
Will you? (It's actually quite hard, try it now).
 
 
Tune in with your host Jon and find out!
 
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Ah, the park. It's the only outdoor space most of us have left. If only they weren't so prone to vandalization by local youths.
What's that? Oh I think you'll find it is a word.
vandalization
/ˌvand(ə)lʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/
noun
the act of deliberately destroying or damaging public or private property."due to vandalization in the past, a security system has been installed in the house"
If you're wondering why I've resorted to linguistic pedantry, join Aled, Bailey and Mike and find out!
 
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Happy new year! Or at least ... New Year! The world may still be teetering on the brink of collapse, but heck we're still publishing episodes so it can't all be bad right?
Join Mike, Chris, Jon and Bailey as they escape sneaky Danny's mind bending Roomyroomyroomroom!
Can you figure out the twist? We certainly can't...embarrassingly.
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Iiiit's Chriiiiistmaaaaaas! Well actually it's boxing day - but who's keeping track at the moment? And you're getting it a day early, that's a cheeky lump in the stocking if you know what I mean.
(This is part 3 of our 3 part Christmas Special - if you haven't already, why not listen to part 1 (the past) and part 2 (the present)?
Join us for the spectacular conclusion to our Christmas Carol special series, where our Scrooges find themselves in a terrible future, facing up to their dreadful festive sins, and answering mind bendingly important questions like:
Will Alan Scrooge change his bathroom habits?
Will Anna Scrooge think twice the next time she sees a reindeer?
Will Ebeneezer Bailey call the proper authorities?
And will Tony Scrooge allow natural selection to take its course?
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It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol."
We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghosts. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!
Will Tony make foodie history?
What is Mrs Cratchet cooking?
How might Alan violate some guests?
Will Fred remember his lines?
Settle down with with some festive pud, and find out!
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Master of the Feast by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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Longing and Concern by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the other novel-
 
It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol." We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghost*. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!
 
Will Bailey find a use for the chamber pot?
Will Anna remember how to pronounce her own beer?
Will Alan ever manage to tempt that donkey?
 
Settle down with a Mince Pie, and find out!
 
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*When Jon remembers

IT'S THE FOURTH AND FINAL PAAAART!
You know the score - if you haven't listened to the other episodes then whiz back and give them a schwiz. It will all make much more sense. Here's:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Join our merry band as they conclude their fangrobulous premier adventure:
Jamie - Our noble GM and high quality prop photoshopper
Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, the aunty in sensible shoes
(Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, so full of rage she might need a little sleep
Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, tiny psycopath and concealer of cages
Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, master of genital insults
Will they find Pilchard Pete? Who's doing that horrid chanting? Aren't tombs supposed to have dead bodies in them someplace? If you're any way intrigued by those questions then give this sweet mess a listen. Also if you want to play along with the puzzle, you'll find the following visual aids tres useful:
(you can click the images to view them at full size)
We hope you enjoyed this brief departure from our normal format. Normal service will be resumed next week...until our Christmas specials :D
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(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)

PART 3 BABY OOH YEAH
If you haven't listened to Parts 1&2 then slow down cowboy! Give them a listen first and this whole crazy kahoot will make sense.
Last time we found ourselves murdering the local wildlife in search of Pilchard Pete, with a tame goblin in tow. Rejoin us as we stand at the entrance to some sort of deliniated tomb, with:
Jamie - Our noble GM and goblin impersonator
Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, cockney flower
(Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, the boss of cross
Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, and vermin conjourer
Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, the chocolate teapot of the party.
Why not cast your eyes over this mysterious puzzle component as well...
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(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)