Escape the post-covid-jab House Part 1

This is a goodun this one. I think you'll enjoy it. Join Danny, Alan and Jon as they escape the clinical confines of one of Pfizer/Biontech's finest and most evil testing centres. Marvel as they 'murfff' their way out of tube purgatory! Wonder as they catch up on popular figures of hate! Feel superior as they ignore metal bars and forget what centrifuges are! By the way - vaccines are great, and probably aren't going to let shadowy billionaires control your mind. They've already got the tabloids for that. And as ever, if you want to make our day, why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? You know you want to.

Iiiit's Chriiiiistmaaaaaas! Well actually it's boxing day - but who's keeping track at the moment? And you're getting it a day early, that's a cheeky lump in the stocking if you know what I mean. (This is part 3 of our 3 part Christmas Special - if you haven't already, why not listen to part 1 (the past) and part 2 (the present)? Join us for the spectacular conclusion to our Christmas Carol special series, where our Scrooges find themselves in a terrible future, facing up to their dreadful festive sins, and answering mind bendingly important questions like: Will Alan Scrooge change his bathroom habits? Will Anna Scrooge think twice the next time she sees a reindeer? Will Ebeneezer Bailey call the proper authorities? And will Tony Scrooge allow natural selection to take its course? If you like Christmas in general, and have enjoyed the series in specific, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.

It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol." We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghosts. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways! Will Tony make foodie history? What is Mrs Cratchet cooking? How might Alan violate some guests? Will Fred remember his lines? Settle down with with some festive pud, and find out! If you like the episode, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon. Master of the Feast by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1400019 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Longing and Concern by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100511 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the other novel-   It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol." We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghost*. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!   Will Bailey find a use for the chamber pot? Will Anna remember how to pronounce her own beer? Will Alan ever manage to tempt that donkey?   Settle down with a Mince Pie, and find out!   If you like the episode, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.   *When Jon remembers

This week Aled leads Mike, Ben and Alan through a spooksome house of mirrors where not all is as it seems... Where is the Fez Label? Why does Window's bluetooth muck up every five minutes? Can dogs feel ennui? Tune in, find out! And as ever, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. 

It's a super special mega episode! Longest episode everish! Most solvers everish! Mike, Ben, Aled, Bailey, Alan and Laura are escaping from a guest room - kindly supplied by Walter Miska, from his fabulous book Escape Passages Volume 1! Listen as we don our American Jock personas to retrieve our faithful mascot, Kong, from those horrid Hordenwood Hornets and their locker room of hormones and LIES! This episode is genuinely a window in to what it's like to solve a real life escape room with us. It's our usual hit squad, and hoo boy do we have to stack up the brains before we can solve a puzzle. Walter was kind enough to give his blessing for us to record us solving this first room. If you'd like to GM this room yourself, or any of the other two excellent scenario's he's put together, you can find his book here at: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Escape-Passages-Mr-Walter-Miska/dp/1087426871 As always, this isn't sponsored content - it's just one of those lovely weird things that happens if you're a member of the Escape Room community. If you've got your own special project you'd like to share, feel free to hit us up on the Twitters, or at Facebook.

Far out maaan, this week Mike, Alan and Bailey find themselves trapped in Dom's totally whacked out Hippie Van. Will Alan forage some groovy threads? Will Bailey get stumped by Dom's gnarly puzzule? Will Mike run out of hippie related phrases to put in episode shownotes? And then spend a little while having fun making psychedelic soundscapes to accompany Dom's story bookends? Tune in, and give those government agencies something really good to stick in their bong pipe things and smoke. Presumably. Oh yeah, if you like the episode, we're now on Patreon! Why not check out our different TIER Tier rewards, and chuck us a squid if you like the podcast. You can also let us know what you think of the podcast, and where you'd like us to escape next via the Twitters, or at Facebook.      

Cheeky bonus episode! Boom! We got sent a digital escape game to review - so we did! We recorded this right after we'd finished the room, and rather enjoyed our first ever lockdown digital escape room. There's also a giveaway at the end for a lucky listener to have a bash themselves, courtesy of https://store.theescapegame.com/ NB: No brown paper envelope full of money changed hands, just Val being sweet enough to send us the codes. NBB: Cherry bakewells are delicious but probably not the ideal metric for scoring escape rooms...because Ben and I don't want to share them.