This is a goodun this one. I think you'll enjoy it. Join Danny, Alan and Jon as they escape the clinical confines of one of Pfizer/Biontech's finest and most evil testing centres.
Marvel as they 'murfff' their way out of tube purgatory!
Wonder as they catch up on popular figures of hate!
Feel superior as they ignore metal bars and forget what centrifuges are!
By the way - vaccines are great, and probably aren't going to let shadowy billionaires control your mind. They've already got the tabloids for that.