The Infinite Escape Room

The escape room podcast where a bunch of friends make and solve homemade audio escape rooms. One part escape room, one part role-playing game, a sprinkle of point-and-click adventure, and a whole lot of laughs. New episodes every Sunday!
Hosted by Mike Collins, Jon Saunders, Jamie Gibbs and Mairi Nolan.
The escape room podcast where a bunch of friends make and solve homemade audio escape rooms. One part escape room, one part role-playing game, a sprinkle of point-and-click adventure, and a whole lot of laughs. New episodes every Sunday!
Hosted by Mike Collins, Jon Saunders, Jamie Gibbs and Mairi Nolan.
Episodes
Episodes



Dec 13, 2020
Escape the cat cafe, ft the Room Escape Divas!
Dec 13, 2020
Dec 13, 2020
51 min
This week, Mike and Ben are joined by Amanda, Errol, Mike (a different Mike) and Ruby from the Room Escape Divas podcast, escaping from Andrew Lloyd Webber's threats in a hip and trendy cat cafe!
Will Errol get a cup of coffee, or will it be matcha?
Will Amanda break something with a cupcake?
Will Mike and Ruby manage to solve a puzzle while also being fab parents?
TIFO!
P.S. The theme for this episode was requested by our first Escape Boss Tier patreon, Ryann. Hope you liked it Ryann!
If you like the episode, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.
Also - here's the bits you might need to solve the puzzles in this episode:
Menu
Hot Drinks
Price
Allergen information
Meowchiatto
£3.95
(TWST)
Catpurrchino
£3.20
(THN)
Ameowricano
£2.50
(TP)
Meowcha
£4.20
(CPCK)
Hot Chocacat
£4.00
(TH)
Regulars favourites
Mr RTT: Catpurrchino
Miss G: Meowcha
Mr D: Hot Chocacat
Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content.The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.



Dec 9, 2020
Glassless chaps Ep4 - Guinness
Dec 9, 2020
Dec 9, 2020
7 min
It's another cheeky Glassless chaps mini, this time coming from your boy, sweet Danny Nicholls, sharing his love of the brown stuff with the creamy topper if you know what I mean wink wink.
If you like these cheeky minis, let us know on the Twitters, or at Facebook.
Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content.The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.



Dec 5, 2020
Escape the Escape Room!
Dec 5, 2020
Dec 5, 2020
40 min
Yes you read that right! Today Katie, Mike and Chris escape the most exotic Escape Room location of all. An actual Escape Room. We've come full circle. It don't get more meta than this!
Will Jon ever open his front door again?Will Katie overcome her suspicion of holes?Will Chris ever wash off the invisible ink?
Tune in, and find out!
Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content.The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.



Nov 29, 2020
Escape the Fortune Tellers Tent
Nov 29, 2020
Nov 29, 2020
29 min
Aled, Chris, and Danny fall out of our DnD mini-series and back into a fortune tellers tent!?
Does Chris' frustration multiply?
Why is Danny feeling tingly?
Will Aled finally get a fast-food burger?
Tune into this special Patreon suggested episode and find out!
If you too want to become a Patreon and suggest an episode, head over to patreon.com/TheInfiniteEscapeRoom
Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content.The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.



Nov 25, 2020
Nov 25, 2020
1hr 12 min
IT'S THE FOURTH AND FINAL PAAAART!
You know the score - if you haven't listened to the other episodes then whiz back and give them a schwiz. It will all make much more sense. Here's:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Join our merry band as they conclude their fangrobulous premier adventure:
Jamie - Our noble GM and high quality prop photoshopper
Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, the aunty in sensible shoes
(Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, so full of rage she might need a little sleep
Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, tiny psycopath and concealer of cages
Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, master of genital insults
Will they find Pilchard Pete? Who's doing that horrid chanting? Aren't tombs supposed to have dead bodies in them someplace? If you're any way intrigued by those questions then give this sweet mess a listen. Also if you want to play along with the puzzle, you'll find the following visual aids tres useful:
(you can click the images to view them at full size)
We hope you enjoyed this brief departure from our normal format. Normal service will be resumed next week...until our Christmas specials :D
And yeah, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.
(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)
Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content.The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.



Nov 22, 2020
Nov 22, 2020
1hr 12 min
PART 3 BABY OOH YEAH
If you haven't listened to Parts 1&2 then slow down cowboy! Give them a listen first and this whole crazy kahoot will make sense.
Last time we found ourselves murdering the local wildlife in search of Pilchard Pete, with a tame goblin in tow. Rejoin us as we stand at the entrance to some sort of deliniated tomb, with:
Jamie - Our noble GM and goblin impersonator
Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, cockney flower
(Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, the boss of cross
Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, and vermin conjourer
Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, the chocolate teapot of the party.
Why not cast your eyes over this mysterious puzzle component as well...
If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and wonderful stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest person alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.
(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We've broken them in to smaller chunks to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is first part of the second recording, which clocked in at just shy of three and a half hours 0_0.)
Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content.The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.



Nov 18, 2020
Nov 18, 2020
1hr 56 sec
Iiiit's Part 2 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special!
If you haven't listened to Part 1 then hold your horses! Everything will make a whole lot more sense if you give it a listen first :)
Last time we found ourselves dropped in to a fantasy world, slapped with new identities:
Jamie - Our noble GM and owner of a seductive barmaid impersonation
Tony - Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen, and stealthy watcher of old men
(Emma) Bailey - Half Ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones, and the bane of slow table service
Ben - Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard, and seducer of grunting hand models
Mike - Human Bard Clam Strumlington, wants a shag or a sandwich and isn't fussy which.
...join us in part 2 as we escape the tavern, and throw our puzzle solving skills to the wind as we start putting the hurt on the local wildlife. Meat's back on the menu boys!
If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and whacky stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest motherfucker alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.
(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We're going to break them in to smaller chunks for the episodes themselves to keep it all sensible and listenable. This is part 2 of the first recording. Due to the length of the recordings, we've not been able to give these quite as much attention to detail as we'd normally try to, so do please forgive us if you hear any unedited farts.)
Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content.The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.



Nov 15, 2020
Nov 15, 2020
1hr 2 min
Iiiit's Part 1 of our Dungeons and Dragons Special!
We've been making escape rooms for over two years now, so we jumped at the opportunity when the lovely Jamie Gibbs from the Armchair Escapist offered to give us a fortnight off to play a short escaperoom adjacent D&D campaign, with puzzles, goblin abductions, and nice bread.
So join...
Jamie - Our noble GM and master of a thousand rustic voices
Tony - Experienced D&D player, consumer of birthday beer, and the Masonry obsessed Dwarf Rogue Caskell Marwen
(Emma) Bailey - D&D newbie, baker of banana bread, and the faces to the wall half ork Barbarian Bailinator Jones
Ben - D&D newbie, awful punsmith, and Forquare Quendian, the Halfling Wizard
Mike - D&D agnostic, hungover, and the dinner and dicking focused Bard, Clam Strumlington
...as we find ourselves trapped in this new world, slammed in to new personalities, and attempting to escape the crazy fantasy world. Oh yeah and don't worry - there's still a good old escape room puzzle in there you lucky folk.
Here's the resource you'll need by the way for the puzzle...
If you like the episode, and want us to do more weird and whacky stuff like this, then why not let us know via the Twitters or the Facebook? Alternatively you might be too busy being the coolest motherfucker alive, in which case you should probably head straight across to our Patreon.
(By the way - we recorded this miniseries in two monster recording sessions. We're going to break them in to smaller chunks for the episodes themselves to keep it all sensible and listenable. So Part 1 is the first half of the first recording, and Part 2 will be published a few days later. Due to the length of the recordings, we've not been able to give these quite as much attention to detail as we'd normally try to, so do please forgive us if you hear any unedited farts.)
Come and chat to us on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky and LinkedIn. Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content.The Infinite Escape Room is a comedy escape room podcast where a group of friends make and solve audio escape rooms. It's one part tabletop RPG, one part escape room with a bit of Monkey Island-style humour sprinkled over the top.

We are the Infinite Escape Room
We're a group of pals from across the UK, and we've been producing The Infinite Escape Room weekly for six years. That's a lot of escape rooms - we're probably the most prolific escape room creators in the world by now? We like a beer, we like a puzzle, and we like a laugh.
To find out more about us, head on over to our About us page.
If you'd like to follow us, then head on over to Instagram and Facebook, where you can keep up to date with new episodes and have a chat with us.
If you want to help us out with a buck or two to keep the project going, then head on over to our Patreon. There's early access to episodes, unedited episodes, bonus content and more.








