This week, Mike, Emma, Laura and Alan try to escape from a continental breakfast buffet before their own breakfast escapes from them via their mouths and vom.
Will they escape before Emma finishes evacuating the rest of the previous evening from her digestive system?
Will Alan finish drawing his puzzle in the time it takes to clear the plates away?
Will Laura give subtle signs she'd like some more toast?
Will Mike do a really beery fart half way through but somehow get away with it?
This was recorded on our dinner table, so if you hear funny sounds it's us greedily hoovering up pastry crumbs and glugging lovely soft drinks. It's definitely not anyone having a bloody good fidget under the table.