Jon
Jon
Sunday May 14, 2023
A bevvy at Beerthoven’s Bar and Grill
Sunday May 14, 2023
Sunday May 14, 2023
Join the gang as they meander through the history of musical instruments, the history of luddism, the history of history - and then finally a very sad story from Jon.
Sunday Nov 27, 2022
Guess Who: Murderous Monk Edition
Sunday Nov 27, 2022
Sunday Nov 27, 2022
This week, Mike, Jon Jamie are turned from monkeys to monks by a Dom's monasterial machinations!
It's an absolute belter - and if you want to play along at home, here's the image assets you'll need...
Portraits
Grid
Mysterious rune
Awesome runic number system
Sunday Sep 04, 2022
How to upset Spartan librarians
Sunday Sep 04, 2022
Sunday Sep 04, 2022
Join Ben and Jon as they find themselves trapped in Mike's Library of Alexandria...with a barbarian horde on the horizon!
Listener discretion is advised, as this episode features some truly, truly awful accents, and truly truly truly poorly 'researched' history.
If you want to play along at home, you might find the following obscene papyrus useful:
'Minus the Minotaur
SEXENFELCHIDES HELD THE MINOTAUR. ARSE KISSING ENVELOPED THEIR HORNS A LONG INTENSE AGE. THE MINOTAUR SUCKED HOOF AND THE MINOTAUR NEVER DOUBTED. THE MINOTAUR OBLIGED HIS GARGLE OBLIGATIONS DREAMILY. ‘MORE OVERT RAVISHING!’ EXTEMPORISED THE MINOTAUR.'
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
Escape The British Museum
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
This week the team find themselves in the bowels of The British Museum on a very inauspicious day. Mother's day. Also the day the world ends. Apparently.
Sunday Mar 13, 2022
Heston’s Time Travelling Turkey Twizzler Caper
Sunday Mar 13, 2022
Sunday Mar 13, 2022
This week Danny, Alan and Jon try and solve Mike's frightful Heston Blumenthal time travel Turkey Twizzler puzzle, all the while uncertain as to whether something else, some deep dreadful metatask is at foot.
Spoiler, there is - but there isn't - BUT THERE IS.
Will they find the pretty much accurate secret recipe? Or will they succumb so suspicion? TIFO!
And as ever, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. You fab folk you.
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Escape Narnia.
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Imagine if you lived in a peaceful, snow covered country that was absolutely perfectly fine until unpleasant things started falling on it. This isn't what you think...and also, sort of is.
But, tasteful.
Aled, Mike and Annekoos try and worm their way out of Jon's horrendous snowscape...with music!
Sunday Feb 27, 2022
Escape the Swimming Pool
Sunday Feb 27, 2022
Sunday Feb 27, 2022
Join Jamie and Jon as they tread water and try to stay abreast in this fun swim puzzle!
What location did Jamie suggest first?
Will Jon have to be censored?
How is Pooh involved in all of this?
Sit back and belly laugh along with the best in this snack sponsored edition of The Infinite Escape Room!
Ah yes, snacks! Thanks very much to enigmailed.com for sponsoring this episode!
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
Escape The Wacky Races
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
Sunday Feb 06, 2022
Remember Dick Dasterdly? Remember Mutley? Remember Penelope Pitstop? If any of these names mean anything to you then you were either a) a child in 1968 or b) a child after 1968 watching re-runs of a very curious little specimen of a cartoon.
This week the team hit the track in the Wacky Races. Their task is simple, make sure the race goes ahead without a hitch. Or a death. Or a crime against humanity.
Their host is Jon, so this should be easy...
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This episode featured several sound effects used under the Creative Commons attribution licence. They can be found on freesound.org. Many thanks to...
Omar Alvarado for his cannons, found here,
Tim.Kahn, for his crowd of Boo-ers, found here,
lonemonk, for his drag racing cars, here,
ikbenraar for his racing BMW M3s, here,
Debsound for yet more rally cars, here
and finally okieactor, for the gunshot, found here.
Thanks guys!