How to upset Spartan librarians

This week the team find themselves in the bowels of The British Museum on a very inauspicious day. Mother's day. Also the day the world ends. Apparently.

This week Danny, Alan and Jon try and solve Mike's frightful Heston Blumenthal time travel Turkey Twizzler puzzle, all the while uncertain as to whether something else, some deep dreadful metatask is at foot.
Spoiler, there is - but there isn't - BUT THERE IS.
Will they find the pretty much accurate secret recipe? Or will they succumb so suspicion? TIFO!
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Imagine if you lived in a peaceful, snow covered country that was absolutely perfectly fine until unpleasant things started falling on it. This isn't what you think...and also, sort of is.
But, tasteful.
 
Aled, Mike and Annekoos try and worm their way out of Jon's horrendous snowscape...with music!

Join Jamie and Jon as they tread water and try to stay abreast in this fun swim puzzle!
What location did Jamie suggest first?
 
Will Jon have to be censored?
How is Pooh involved in all of this?
Sit back and belly laugh along with the best in this snack sponsored edition of The Infinite Escape Room!
 
Ah yes, snacks! Thanks very much to enigmailed.com for sponsoring this episode!
 

Remember Dick Dasterdly? Remember Mutley? Remember Penelope Pitstop? If any of these names mean anything to you then you were either a) a child in 1968 or b) a child after 1968 watching re-runs of a very curious little specimen of a cartoon.
This week the team hit the track in the Wacky Races. Their task is simple, make sure the race goes ahead without a hitch. Or a death. Or a crime against humanity.
Their host is Jon, so this should be easy...
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This episode featured several sound effects used under the Creative Commons attribution licence. They can be found on freesound.org. Many thanks to...
Omar Alvarado for his cannons, found here, 
Tim.Kahn, for his crowd of Boo-ers, found here,
lonemonk, for his drag racing cars, here,
ikbenraar for his racing BMW M3s, here,
Debsound for yet more rally cars, here
and finally okieactor, for the gunshot, found here.
Thanks guys!

Happy New Year!
 
We're back! Slightly older, slightly weirder, slightly drunker, but not slighter. We pickup where we left off with the team approaching an inoccent looking Railway Station, just in time to catch the last train home. If only they had enough money for tickets...
This episode features a new solver, Annekoos! (Honor-Coast without the "t" at the end"). She was sadly limited to a laptop mic, so apologies for the audio quality on her track, we'll get her setup properly in time for her next outing.
So without, further ado, lets get stuck in!

And wouldn't we all like to do that from time to time?
This week the team find themselves trapped in an ancient building and guilty of a heinous act of vandalism involving a giant golden crucifix. Can they put the pieces back together again? Tune in, find out!

Don't let the title fool you. Jon does his best to be dark and creepy while the others consistently undermine him with gags about buttocks, scarecrows, and the many ways in which an abandoned car with a birds nest growing in it might no longer be road worthy. Oh and there's bodies. Lots of bodies.
 
This episode included a sound effect used under the Creative Commons License. The License can be found here. The sound effect can be found here. It was created by Aris621. Thanks Aris, it's a good 'un!