A Very Criminal Christmas: The Kiwi Confederacy

After benefitting from early release at Timpson's prison, the team embark on their new carrers as Teaching Assistants, the infantryman of the school world (quite literally in some places). There first job is a placement at Grumbledown's Acadamy for the something something, home to quivering school boys and predatory teachers. Join them as they attempt to murder the headmaster by unusual means.
 
This episode features: Jon, Mike, Ben and Jamie.
Puzzle by: Jamie
Editor: Jon
Episode art: Dom Jordan
Withering commentary: Mike.

Join us as we pull up a chair and pull back the curtain on the last few episodes. We also get into why apple cake and custard is delicious, and go on a little rant about the size of IKEA beds.
Hosts: Mike Collins, Ben Lavery-Griffiths, Jon Saunders, Jamie Gibbs
Editor: Jamie Gibbs
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The thrilling conclusion to the gang's descent into depravity as they try desperately to become members of the Rotary Club.
This week, Mike sends them down into the sex dungeon, to try and find out who killed the corpse on the table ... and with what? There's a plethora of sexually depraved devices from which to choose, but will they choose wisely?
 
Puzzle design: Mike Collins
Solvers: Ben Lavery-Griffiths, Jon Saunders, Jamie Gibbs
Editor: Jamie Gibbs
 
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Happy Whistling Ukulele by Rafael Krux
Horror Mystery by Rafael Krux
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Spooky sound: HaraldDeLuca
Fart: DSISStudios
Filing cabinet: MattRuthSound
Fire alarm: SpliceSound
Falling scream: Robinhood76

The gang continues their journey through the Rotary Club village hall - this week they're stuck in the kitchen.
To escape, they must ... bake an apple pie? Surely there's more to it than that? Well, Ben's back behind the wheel so you know there are a few surprises in store.
This episode comes with a visual handout - head over to www.theinfiniteescaperoom.com to get it.
 
Puzzle design: Ben Lavery-Griffiths
Solvers: Mike Collins, Jon Saunders, Jamie Gibbs
Editor: Jamie Gibbs
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Happy Whistling Ukulele by Rafael Krux
Isolation Waltz by Bryan Teoh
Funky Energy Loop by Kevin MacLeod
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Rummaging: daveincamas
Match lighting: kitchen sounds
Fire: Foleyheaven
Wood falling: akennedybrewer
Falling bag: F.M. Audio
Ding: 5ro4
Gears: draelent
Satisfied sound: 1LOVE
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Welcome to the first episode of our exciting new format (which feels remarkably like our original format)! This week, the gang finds themselves trapped in a village hall commandeered by the mysterious and sexually deviant local Rotary Club.
To escape, they must crack Jon's intricate, almost Masonic puzzle and recite the elusive Rotary Club oath.
 
Puzzle design: Jon Saunders
Solvers: Mike Collins, Ben Lavery-Griffiths, Jamie Gibbs
Editor: Jamie Gibbs
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Happy Whistling Ukulele by Rafael Krux
City Sunshine by Kevin MacLeod
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Cell phone vibration: MrAuralization
Knocking: awrecording.it
Creaking door: SkyernAklea
Door slam: adriann
Safety lock: Robinhood76
Clock chime: phantastonia
Creaky floorboard: Soundbysimmons
Hammering nails: InspectorJ
 

After last week's disaster in the Desert, we descend on The Golden Draught - the only pub in the The Infinite Escape Room metaverse that's carbon neutral, and connects the privvies to the pumps.

Jon, Jamie, Anakos and Dom are stuck in Mike's horrid team building desert, and with a well researched and perfectly mimicked celebrity guest...

In this week's pubisode, we're having a drink at the Cave Inn, where we chat about the previous week's episode, The Fish, The Cross, The Boob and The Dong. The gang also talks about the 100 rejections challenge, and the whole scene unravels when Jon tucks into a packet of biscuits during the recording.
 
Jamie and Mike were recent guests on the Life is an escape room podcast. Jamie talked about seeing things from other people's perspectives, and Mike talked about emotional intelligence. Check out the episodes!
 
Jamie's Episode
Mike's Episode