The Infinite Escape Room
Exit the Brexit (Bus)

Exit the Brexit (Bus)

April 6, 2019

Are you sick of hearing about Brexit?

Do you wish someone would present the polarizing debate in a balanced and impartial way?

Have you ever heard a person drive themselves insane with anathematic google searches?

If you answered 'yes', 'no', 'maybe' or 'christ, not more f**king brexit' to any of the above, then you'll want to join Ben, Alan and Chris is solving Mike's all-in-one Brexit escape room!

Holy Batcave Batman!

Holy Batcave Batman!

March 30, 2019

This week, Mike, Laura, Anna and Dom find themselves imprisoned by that rich lunatic, Bruce Wayne! And his mystery mate Batman.

Will Alfred be cockney, posh or toned from picking up towels?

Will a heavily trademarked character or villain appear to enrich everyone's day with their distinct intellectual property?

Will Warner Brothers be in contact shortly with a takedown request? Oh cripes please don't sue us WB - we cool yeah?

Hopefully not, but just in case enjoy it while you can!

The Market Stalls

The Market Stalls

March 24, 2019

Apologies that the audio is a bit funny for this one! We had a little problem with the processing!

This week Aled, Ben, and Mike find themselves in an indoor market.

What will they find rummaging around the bits and bobs stall?

Will Ben and Aled figure out the mysterious of the meat counter?

What exactly is herringbone!?

Find out in this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!

Hangover Breakfast Buffet

Hangover Breakfast Buffet

March 16, 2019

This week, Mike, Emma, Laura and Alan try to escape from a continental breakfast buffet before their own breakfast escapes from them via their mouths and vom.

Will they escape before Emma finishes evacuating the rest of the previous evening from her digestive system?

Will Alan finish drawing his puzzle in the time it takes to clear the plates away?

Will Laura give subtle signs she'd like some more toast?

Will Mike do a really beery fart half way through but somehow get away with it?

 

This was recorded on our dinner table, so if you hear funny sounds it's us greedily hoovering up pastry crumbs and glugging lovely soft drinks. It's definitely not anyone having a bloody good fidget under the table.

Excitement in a Student Fridge

Excitement in a Student Fridge

March 9, 2019

This week, Mike, Ben, Aled and Chris find themselves in their most gruesome escape room yet - the fridge in a student flat!

*Insert DUN DUN DUUUUUUN sounds*

Will they work out what the foreign student has mouldering in the salad drawer?

Will Chris get away with his puzzle without someone eating all of the components?

Will Ben wish that his puzzle had come a little bit before everyone got really sleepy?

 

Also big thanks to @MKGeekNight for letting us do a 1 minute wonder pitch (with no prep! We got press ganged by Silverstone!) at their latest event in the MK Gallery. They're a swell event with great speakers, great beer and bountiful pizza - and well worth your time https://mkgeeknight.co.uk/# 

Exit the Fried Chicken Joint

Exit the Fried Chicken Joint

March 3, 2019

This week, Aled, Ben, and Chris find themselves in a local fried chicken joint.

What gems can be found inside abandoned cash registers?
Will any of them be any good in the kitchen?
And who on earth traipses grease all around a bathroom!?

For the answers to these questions and so much more tune into this weeks episode of The Infinite Escape Room!

 

The Pub Lock-in

The Pub Lock-in

February 23, 2019

Recorded in an actual pub, which it turns out makes editing hard!

Thish week, Mike, Dom and Anna find themshelves trapped behind the big flat thing that all of the beer and mickshers live behind.

Will they escape before some dreadful pub regular starts waffling on about how he called the police because a prostitute tied him up and stole his camera? (True story...ugh...)

Will Mike and Anna spec out their perfect pub lunch, even though it is in no way related to any puzzles?

Will we seamlessly stop for a second round of drinks even though we're plenty squiffy after the first?

You'll probably find out if you give it a listen. Go on you cheeky goose.

Exciting times in a Shoebox

Exciting times in a Shoebox

February 16, 2019

This week, Mike, Jon and Ben find themselves having as much fun as you conceivably can in Uncle Burtrum's musty old attic.

Will they find a magical wardrobe leading to an allegorical kingdom?

Will they uncover Uncle Burtrum's chest of war memorabilia, discovering a spiked helmet and signed photo of the kaiser?

Or will they dick about in a shoebox? Why not tune your lovely ear-holes in and find out?

 

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Botanical Breakout

Botanical Breakout

February 10, 2019

This week Aled, Ben, and Chris are trapped in a Botanical Greenhouse.

Are they smarter than a primate?
Can they figure out the mysteries of the marigold?
Will their maths let them down…?

Tune in to listen to them weeding out the duckweed from the clues!

 

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Smooth Police Station

Smooth Police Station

February 2, 2019

This week, Mike, Ben, Aled and Alan find themselves banged up in the police station - for a farmyard based crime that 3 of them didn't commit.

Can they foil the plans of a character obsessed killer, a a balloon gangster, art that isn't easy on the eyes and an imprisoned brummie lunatic?

Tune in to see if they muddle through on guesswork and a healthy dollop of smooth jazz.

 

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The Hospital

The Hospital

January 27, 2019

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!
This week Aled, Ben, and Chris are stuck in a British NHS Hospital. Can they escape the whitewashed corridors before contracting MRSA?

Will the food be gloopy and cold?

Will Uncle Fernicus come visit us with grapes and slip us a hipflask of whiskey?

Download and delight your ears to find out!

 

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p.s. We're aware that the audio quality for this episode isn't great. Apologies for that - we got it sorted for the next one :)

Escape from Atlantis!

Escape from Atlantis!

January 20, 2019

This week, Dom's prepared a mysterious all-in-one escape room for Mike, Aled and Ben. Can they escape Mordo the Magician's Atlantian tower before it sinks forever?

Marvel at his collection of curios!

Wonder at the apocalyptic view from the window!

Inspect the threadbare monkey's butt!

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Cripes, it’s time to escape the Boarding School!

Cripes, it’s time to escape the Boarding School!

January 13, 2019

Gosh farthing perkins! Looks like those frightful coves Ben, Chris and Mike have got themselves trapped in the Boarding school!

Will they escape before Professor Bumthresher, Master of Caning finds out Chris has been dipping his hand in the tuck till?

Will Mater and Pater forget we're here, and leave us here for the summer?

Why not tune in your internet wireless and find out?

 

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Escape the Scene of the Crime!

Escape the Scene of the Crime!

January 6, 2019

This week Mike, Ben, Aled and Chris try out a new format - an all-in-one escape room. Mike's put a whole room with puzzles together, lets see if the boys can solve it!

As the irritatingly named Veganuary looms large, they boys find themselves trapped in a dining room. A dining room THAT IS ALSO I CRIME SCENE OHMAIGERSH.

Will they escape before they're sacrificed to a Quorn idol by pagan vegetarian cultists?

Will Mike have to do loads in the edit because he underestimated how hard it would be to make it make sense?

Join us and find out!

 

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Escape Jools’ Hootenanny!

Escape Jools’ Hootenanny!

December 30, 2018

This week, Mike, Ben and Dom find themselves trapped in the annual celebration of the Gregorian calender cycle - Jools Holland's Hootenanny!

Will they escape before 2019 comes and gives them a bloody good kicking? Will they be able to crawl past the last smidgen of 2018 without yet another toe in the political and economic goolies?

Nurse your hangover, and find out!

 

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Christmas Special - Escape Santa’s House!

Christmas Special - Escape Santa’s House!

December 23, 2018

This week, Aled, Ben, and Mike find themselves trapped in the warm, snug home of Father Christmas!

Will they escape before being recycled into charcoal for naughty kids?
Will Aled ever feel comfortable without the comfort of a motivational poster?

Give it a listen and see if you could have escaped before us!

 

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Escape Ye Olde Woolworths!

Escape Ye Olde Woolworths!

December 16, 2018

This week, Mike, Ben and Aled find themselves trapped in a long abandoned Woolworths!

Will they escape before the entire high street becomes one big Costa Coffee? Will Aled ever run out of sweets to name? Will Sir Phillip Green move from robbing pensions to mugging pensioners in the street?

Treat yourself to a bit of that sweet 2018 nostalgia and find out!

 

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Escape the Christmas Party!

Escape the Christmas Party!

December 9, 2018

This week, those handsome boys Ben, Mike and Chris find themselves trapped in the aftermath of a grotty Christmas party!

Will they escape before the starters for table 7 are served, despite the fact that table 1 is already on its puddings? Will Sandra (the belligerent walrus for accounting) trip over on the dancefloor and crash through the secret Santa table? Will Mike's bladder hold out?

Give yourself an early Christmas present, and give it a wee listen to find out eh?

 

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Escape Highgrove House!

Escape Highgrove House!

December 2, 2018

This week, Mike, Ben and Aled find themselves trapped in the Prince of Wales' fourth favorite taxpayer subsidized mansion - Highgrove House!

Will they escape before Aled's bond of fealty kicks in, and he has to slay his English Friends? Will there be a weird amount of overlap in the puzzles, and challenge our assumptions of royal life?

Give your earholes a bit of a treat and give it a listen to find out.

 

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Escape the Battleship!

Escape the Battleship!

November 25, 2018

This week, Ben, Mike and Chris find themselves trapped on one of her Majesty's finest shooty-boats.

Will they escape before the lack of vitamin C gives them scurvy? Will the song 'in the navy' ever be appreciated as the utterly excellent piece of music it is? Did Ben spend half of the edit removing Chris and Mike's body sounds from the recording?

Give it a listen and find out! Also Yes, yes, and yes.

 

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