Escape Farage’s Flat Roofed Boozer

This week the team find themselves in the bowels of The British Museum on a very inauspicious day. Mother's day. Also the day the world ends. Apparently.

Hey there, true believers!
 
Join The Amazing Mike and The Astonishing Laura as they genetically enhance themselves to escape this rather super little puzzle.
 
Will Mike be able to unclog the drain through hair pulling alone?
Will Laura be able to guess Jamie's combination lock yet again?!
And just what did Mike do with that risqué poster?
 
Find out in this issue of The Infinite Escape Room.
 
If you'd like to play along, you'll need this:
 
 
Excelsior!
 
 
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This week Danny, Alan and Jon try and solve Mike's frightful Heston Blumenthal time travel Turkey Twizzler puzzle, all the while uncertain as to whether something else, some deep dreadful metatask is at foot.
Spoiler, there is - but there isn't - BUT THERE IS.
Will they find the pretty much accurate secret recipe? Or will they succumb so suspicion? TIFO!
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Imagine if you lived in a peaceful, snow covered country that was absolutely perfectly fine until unpleasant things started falling on it. This isn't what you think...and also, sort of is.
But, tasteful.
 
Aled, Mike and Annekoos try and worm their way out of Jon's horrendous snowscape...with music!

Keep your mind out of the gutter, and your imagination in Gandalf's armpit as the gang find themselves the victim of a well intentioned magical whoopsie.
Will they listen for suspicious silences?
Will they check themselves before the wreck themselves?
Are hankies internationally recognised?
Tune in, find out!
Also this episode was recorded using a Zoom H2n in Alan and Bailey's lovely (if slightly echoey, sorry!) dining room.
This episode was snack sponsored by Enigmailed, who sent us some chocolate. You can support the podcast yourself by sending us snacks, or via our  Patreon.

Remember Dick Dasterdly? Remember Mutley? Remember Penelope Pitstop? If any of these names mean anything to you then you were either a) a child in 1968 or b) a child after 1968 watching re-runs of a very curious little specimen of a cartoon.
This week the team hit the track in the Wacky Races. Their task is simple, make sure the race goes ahead without a hitch. Or a death. Or a crime against humanity.
Their host is Jon, so this should be easy...
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This episode featured several sound effects used under the Creative Commons attribution licence. They can be found on freesound.org. Many thanks to...
Omar Alvarado for his cannons, found here, 
Tim.Kahn, for his crowd of Boo-ers, found here,
lonemonk, for his drag racing cars, here,
ikbenraar for his racing BMW M3s, here,
Debsound for yet more rally cars, here
and finally okieactor, for the gunshot, found here.
Thanks guys!

Join Aled and Mike as they slide down into a huge game that it seems Christopher Robin created under his house!
How many times will Aled ask to hear the same thing?
Can Mike coerce over a Walkie-Talkie?
 
Which one of them will get to the end first?
Who is Titi?
Tune in, and find out!
 

Oh bother!
With Winnie the Pooh entering the public domain in 2022, Jamie takes Mike and Laura through a little stroll through the Hundred Acre Wood. Can they make it out before the House of Mouse comes a-stomping through the trees?
Cue a very sticky bed, a gratuitous Winnie the Pooh impression, and many BEEEEEES.
This one was a little shorter than expected -  Mike and Laura did incredibly well. Note to self: make puzzles harder when playing with sober solvers.