The Fish, The Cross, The Boob and the Dong

The title says it all really.

Whoah, has an evil future gym teacher dude made most non-non-heinous android copies of Mike and Laura, killed them - all to avert a utopian future based on being excellent to one another?
No, that's the plot to Bill and Ted you silly billy. Instead, Dom has trapped Mike and Laura in a room with a terrible choice - Scrabble, darts, chess, or Mortal Kombat?
If you'd like to play along at home, you might need this mysterious sigil:
and the value of Scrabble tiles:

Join the gang as they meander through the history of musical instruments, the history of luddism, the history of history - and then finally a very sad story from Jon.

This week we're at the Boozy Binky where Mike and I chat with Mairi, Ash and Al from The Escape Roomer about their favourite escape rooms, being an escape game designer and why biscuit-flavoured tea is a yay, but jam-on-toast flavoured tea is a nay.
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Escape the demonic corpse of Gavin the Rabbit!
We're joined by Mairi, Ash and Al from The Escape Roomer and Escaping The Closet in an Easter-iffic escape to ensure the demonic bunny Gavin stays down.
You don't need to have heard the previous Gavin appearance, but if you want to understand the full suite of references, check it out.
This episode was brought to you by The Bullets for Broncos campaign - the militant sub-division of The Donkey Sanctuary, as well as our patrons J Cameron Cooper, Ryann Sparrow, Richard Leggett, Colin Walker, Tonje Beate Halvorsen and Maggie B.
We also now have MERCH!
You can get a sweet The Infinite Escape Room enamel pin and puzzle postcard to impress your friends and shame your enemies. Check it out!
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This week's solvers were Mike, Mairi, Ash and Al. Your Games Maestro and puzzle creator was Jamie Gibbs.

Bam! We're in Brussels, we're tiny - and we're stuck in the MOOF (Museum of Original Figurines) where things are a bit...lively. Because of mushrooms. And recurring gastronomic celebrity villains.
If you want to play along at home, you might find this useful for the Gaul's puzzle:

This episode, Danny presents Mike, Anna and Jamie with a mysterious shifting temple. Clues appear and dissapear - but what's triggering them? Buddhist muscle magic?
Also this episode features my favourite sponsor to date. God I love this new format.
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This episode contains spoilers for our previous episode - Our Flag Means Escape - if you haven't heard that episode yet, please do go and given it a listen first.
 
In this week's pubisode, the gang talk about the show Our Flag Means Death (on HBO Max and BBC iPlayer) and the weird history it's based on; whether UK or US sitcoms are funnier, and Danny shows his appreciation for our ability to pull a puzzle out of our rears.
 
This week's podcast recommendation is Noble Blood. Their episode on The Gentleman Pirate was full of inspiration when coming up with piratical puzzles.
 
Dear listeners, please help us out - we couldn't think of a single US show that had a UK adaptation (though we could think of plenty the other way around).
 
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