Jon
Jon



Sunday Jun 13, 2021
Escape The Car Crash
Sunday Jun 13, 2021
Sunday Jun 13, 2021
It's been suggested by some that my episodes are unecessarily bleak. To remedy this, I give you Escape The Car Crash, featuring Michael Buble.
Will Mike recover from being a Cyclist?
Will Jamie make a good Poultergeist?
Will Aled ever forgive me?
Tune in and find out.



Sunday May 16, 2021
Escape The Bridge Over Troubled Water
Sunday May 16, 2021
Sunday May 16, 2021
Unusually starting this episode with a PSA. The subject matter of this room hinges on a suicide attempt which some listeners might, understandably, not want to make light of in any way. While I hope we handle it sensitively, it may not be for everyone.
Hopefully helpfully, if this troubles you in a serious way, you may want to talk to someone about it.
The Samaritans offer a listening service that can be reached on the following numbers:
UK: 116 123
U.S: (877) 870-4673 (HOPE)
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This week the team find themselves locked in a self-driving Van with everything they posess and the ominous number 5.
Will Ben be able to pronounce his own name?
Will Anna murder another slug?
Will Jamie make it to his second Jab?
Would Dom make a good Poultergeist?
And finally, when Jon meets St Peter at the Pearly Gates, will he ever be forgiven for this...



Sunday May 02, 2021
Escape the ol’ switcheroo
Sunday May 02, 2021
Sunday May 02, 2021
This week, Ben, Jon and a mystery extra person find themselves in an unexpected role reversal.
Will they panic?
Will they remember what they were going to call their key?
Will Mike's laptop ever work again? (Sort of)
Join us, find out!
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Sunday Apr 25, 2021
Escape something going horribly wrong
Sunday Apr 25, 2021
Sunday Apr 25, 2021
This week we join Danny, Jon, Ben and Alan as Mike takes them through a seamless transition in The Infinite Escape Room, where absolutely nothing goes wrong and everything is fine, and did you sign the waiver on the way in? You did? Brilliant. We'll just keep hold of those next of kin details for just in casies alright? The Infinite Escape Room is definitely safe and absolutely not slowly shearing apart at the seams.
Also you might wonder what it is the boys are referring to. Here's a wee collage of all the different images they received:
(you can download the image here)
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Sunday Apr 18, 2021
Escape (The) Village People
Sunday Apr 18, 2021
Sunday Apr 18, 2021
What could be worse than being confused for (The) Village People? Being (The) Village People of course, or half of them anyway. Join Mike, Ben and Danny as they try to remember their own names and appease their legion of bloodthirsty disco fans.
Will Mike make an Ass of You and Me?
Will Danny's U-bend every recover?
Will Ben ever look under his God Damned Hat!
And has Jon, once again, created a room that is impossible to actually solve.
Tune in, find out!
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Jon used a few (a lot!) visual assets in this show, you can find them below.
Left to Right: Randy Jones, David Hodo, Felipe Rose, Victor Willis, Glenn Hughes, Alex Briley.
Ray Stephens, Felipe Rose, G. Jeff Olson, Mark Lee, Glenn Hughes, Alex Briley
1978: Left to Right: Randy Jones, David Hodo, Victor Willis, Felipe Rose, Alex Briley, Glenn Hughes.



Sunday Mar 21, 2021
Escape the Ransacked Writing Room
Sunday Mar 21, 2021
Sunday Mar 21, 2021
Everyone loves a cliff hanger. Last week left the team trapped in a Bus, surrounded by zombies. How will the story end?
Will Bailey reveal her real name?
Will Aled save Wales?
Will Chris be able to draw a circle?
Will you? (It's actually quite hard, try it now).
Tune in with your host Jon and find out!
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Sunday Mar 07, 2021
Escape the Pego Driving School
Sunday Mar 07, 2021
Sunday Mar 07, 2021
This week, the gang find themselves smaller and more plastic than normal, as they navigate a non intellectual property infringing Pego driving school.
Marvel as they struggle with basic driving manouvers!
Wonder as they keep forgetting there's a time limit!
Shiver as they uncover a new taxonomy of filth!
Also, the map!
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Sunday Feb 28, 2021
Escape The Park
Sunday Feb 28, 2021
Sunday Feb 28, 2021
Ah, the park. It's the only outdoor space most of us have left. If only they weren't so prone to vandalization by local youths.
What's that? Oh I think you'll find it is a word.
vandalization
/ˌvand(ə)lʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/
noun
the act of deliberately destroying or damaging public or private property."due to vandalization in the past, a security system has been installed in the house"
If you're wondering why I've resorted to linguistic pedantry, join Aled, Bailey and Mike and find out!
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