Nursery Crimes: Humpty Dumpty splat off the wall

This week, Dom crafts a delightful puzzle where Ben and Jamie have to escape from Nitflex - the streaming service with a delightful set of portals we can jump into.
 
Dom also did a fantastic job at hosting this one, too. Tell us if you think he should host more often :) His alliteration skills were also on point.
 
Visuals for your delight
 
 
SFX used in this episode
Trombone sound - https://freesound.org/people/HootOwl/sounds/468909/
Jump scare = https://freesound.org/people/TheSoundFXGuy_YT/sounds/534218/

Whoo boy do we go on some tangents with this one. From Cockneys to Wombles to Batman and back. And for those of you not from the UK - this is the wombles.
Ben and Dom were stellar pub friends, keeping the banter flowing when my internet connection went down ... several times.
Make sure you comment or send us a message with your answer to our Cockney rhyming slang challenge!
Here are some links to the cool things we talk about during the episode:
The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing - Margate Fhtagn
Mastadon social network
Master and Commander: Far side of the world
Evil Genius podcast

'Ello Guv'nor!
 
Ben and Dom find themselves in the midst of a dastardly Cockney plan to summon the Great Cthulu, Spawn of the Stars, at Margate Water Treatment Plant.
 
How will they fare? Will Jamie's AWFUL connection be the death of them? Fear not, dear listener - where there's a will there's a way.
 
Handouts attached if you want to play along:
Star chart
Sigil
Door sign
 
Music used in this episode from FreePD.com:
Patron Saint of Heists by Brian Teoh
Bavarian Seascape by Anonymous
Hidden Truth by Rafael Krux
SFX used:
Squeaky Scrap 41 by Department64
Shower(ernie)05.wave by kokopetiyot
Bathtub Water Turn On Run and Drain.wav by bbrocer

Spoilers ahead! If you haven't already, hop back and listen to our two part RPG special, The Bourne Kerfuffle. Or don't, we're not your handler.
As well as the debrief, we're talking TTRPG mechanics, and some red hot media reccos.
Also...it's the last episode I'm producing before going on parental hiatus! Still going to crop up in some episodes as a guest, but I'll be taking a few months off production as my wee bambino comes in to the world. Best of luck to Jamie and Jon as they man the fort!
~Mike x

And here's the second and final part of this year's RPG special - stay tuned for a pubisode next week, and then back to our normal format :D

After last week's disaster in the Desert, we descend on The Golden Draught - the only pub in the The Infinite Escape Room metaverse that's carbon neutral, and connects the privvies to the pumps.

Jon, Jamie, Anakos and Dom are stuck in Mike's horrid team building desert, and with a well researched and perfectly mimicked celebrity guest...

The conversation took a few turns, starting from a recommendation for French radio and taking SEVERAL left turns to end up with the line, "I bet Jeff Goldblum's got more cum in him."
 
In context, it makes perfect sense I swear.
 
Also, hit us up if you fancy going head to head on Escape Simulator some time.