Ben
Ben
Sunday May 22, 2022
The Quest - Part 2: Moose in a china shop
Sunday May 22, 2022
Sunday May 22, 2022
This is part 2 of our 4 part adventure, using the Quest RPG system, where the gang find themselves causing chaos in, and below a magical department store while searching for a mysterious token...
Ben is Forquare Quendien - A halfling wizard. Last time, he exploded a blob. He can use magic strike, kindle, blink and other abilities. he's armed with a staff, a dagger a longsword and a Fray Bentos tinned tent. He's doesn't say much, but his magical violence does the speaking for him.
Bailey is Bailinator Jones - A half orc fighter. Last time, she got blob on her axe and now it smells. She Can use counterattack, wild attack, provoke and other abilities. She's armed with a double-headed axe, a longsword, some Swansea knuckledusters, and some kiln gauze. Last year this orc saw the pork.
Jamie plays Luck, Stuck and Bugger - A trio of goblin spies in a trenchcoat. Last time, the wrestled with a multiple identity crisis. They can use sneak attack, poison, disguise and spyglasses, and are armed with a scimitar, a club, a dagger and some lockpicks. They have the look of someone underage trying to get in to the cinema.
Mike plays Clam Strumlington, an oversexed and underbrained shapeshifting bard. Last time, he turned in to a goat long enough to perch on a wall. Can use Shapeshift, Wild Aspect and Gills as well as other skills. Armed with a Rapier, a Battle Lute and a Dagger. Also have a magical flask of Brandy. Clam is the party's resident goon.
And Tony is our guide, leading us through the adventure, and painting the world around us with his colourful command of accents.
If you're frothing with immersedness and want to solve the puzzle before us, here's a cheeky map of the city of Enaria.
You can also peruse our character sheets from the campaign, including blurbs, abilities and inventories.
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Saturday May 14, 2022
The Quest - Part 1: Crack it like a crème brulee
Saturday May 14, 2022
Saturday May 14, 2022
This is part 1 of a 4 part special! Oh boy oh boy oh boy - we have wanted to run another one of these ever since we did our first D&D miniseries. This time, we're using the Quest RPG system, and we've got to say we absolutely love it.
Tony guides Me, Ben, Bailey and Jamie through a fantastic adventure, filled with quirky powers, great puzzles, daft gadgets and dodgily accented characters.
We recorded this in one big 6 hour session - with Tony putting in some nice chapter points for us to break the episodes up. Should we have called it chapters rather than parts? Yes. Bugger. Oh well.
In part 1 we find ourselves transported once more to a magical world, and in to the bodies of our characters:
Ben is Forquare Quendien - A halfling wizard. He can use magic strike, kindle, blink and other abilities. he's armed with a staff, a dagger a longsword and a Fray Bentos tinned tent. He's doesn't say much, but his magical violence does the speaking for him.
Bailey is Bailinator Jones - A half orc fighter. She Can use counterattack, wild attack, provoke and other abilities. She's armed with a double-headed axe, a longsword, some Swansea knuckledusters, and some kiln gauze. Last year this orc saw the pork.
Jamie plays Luck, Stuck and Bugger - A trio of goblin spies in a trenchcoat. They can use sneak attack, poison, disguise and spyglasses, and are armed with a scimitar, a club, a dagger and some lockpicks. They have the look of someone underage trying to get in to the cinema.
Mike plays Clam Strumlington, an oversexed and underbrained shapeshifting bard. Can use Shapeshift, Wild Aspect and Gills as well as other skills. Armed with a Rapier, a Battle Lute and a Dagger. Also have a magical flask of Brandy. Clam is the party's resident goon.
You can also peruse our character sheets from the campaign, including blurbs, abilities and inventories.
The map maker we make mention of can be found here: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator . And here's the map itself:
And as ever, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. You fab folk you.
Sunday Apr 24, 2022
Escape Being Boris’ Aide
Sunday Apr 24, 2022
Sunday Apr 24, 2022
Laura, Mike, and Aled reporting for duty! Join our crack team of political put-it-righters as they advise the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom on how to best navigate his blunders. Email after email comes through to the team, will they be able to figure out how to log into the computer to read them
Does Mike spend all episode in the bat cave?
Will Aled ever make it out of the toilet?
Can Laura corral the other two into actually helping to solve the puzzle?
How close does Mike get to short-circuiting the puzzle?
For fun, fictional frolics, and some "mild ribbing" ->tune into this weeks episode!
Please note that while characters in this episode are real, many of the situations posed are works of fiction.
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Save Harambe! (feat. Step Lockyer from Enigmailed)
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
This week, Mike, Ben and special guest Step Lockyer from Enigmailed join forces to save the Internet's most beloved gorilla from certain death, thus averting the final apocalypse of the 21st century.
We've got a little Q&A with Step at the start of the show before getting into the puzzle itself.
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Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Escape The 2012 Olympics at Trafalgar Square
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Laura and Dom find themselves back in 2012 during the London Olympics. They must find the missing Olympic Torch before the opening ceremony comes to Trafalgar Square!
Will Dom and Laura find the torch?
Does cleaning the place up help at all?
What on earth is a rampant lion doing in Trafalgar Square?
All of this, and much more in this weeks episode!
Sunday Feb 27, 2022
Escape the Swimming Pool
Sunday Feb 27, 2022
Sunday Feb 27, 2022
Join Jamie and Jon as they tread water and try to stay abreast in this fun swim puzzle!
What location did Jamie suggest first?
Will Jon have to be censored?
How is Pooh involved in all of this?
Sit back and belly laugh along with the best in this snack sponsored edition of The Infinite Escape Room!
Ah yes, snacks! Thanks very much to enigmailed.com for sponsoring this episode!
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
Escape the Chunder at 20,000ft
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
Sunday Feb 20, 2022
Our perilous puzzlers find themselves inside a plane that's inside a giant eagle!
Join Ben and Tony as they puzzle their way through the plane in an attempt to get to the bathroom before their in-flight meal becomes something else entirely.
Just how deep into coconut lore will Ben go?
Who will invest in Tony's new urinary invention?
And who the hell is flying this plane?
Tune in and find out!
This episode is snack-sponsored by Enigmailed's Excalibar's Sword - a white chocolate Eton Mess chocolate bar covered with puzzles. Check them out at Enigmailed.com and tell them that The Infinite Escape Room sent you!
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
Escape the Snakes & Ladders
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
Sunday Jan 30, 2022
Join Aled and Mike as they slide down into a huge game that it seems Christopher Robin created under his house!
How many times will Aled ask to hear the same thing?
Can Mike coerce over a Walkie-Talkie?
Which one of them will get to the end first?
Who is Titi?
Tune in, and find out!