The Infinite Escape Room

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Defeat Facebook, and Escape the Zuck!

This week, Dom, Anna and Laura find themselves at the behest of Mike's Mars Bar wielding Elon Musk.

In order to complete his total domination of social media, they'll need to infiltrate Facebook HQ and get the platform cancelled! But watch out for the Zuck's stinger!

Is it one of Mike's tightest puzzles? Possibly not. Did he have a lot of fun doing the voices? Yes he did.

Also Jamie cameo's in this episode in one of our most/least copyright infringing characters depending on if he's wearing a shirt. See if you can spot it.

And don't forget, if you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a quid via Patreon for extra perks, or hit us up on Twitter or Facebook to wink saucily at us in 140 something characters or less.

Escape The Pointless Chase…Cube

This week join Danny, Anna and Jon as they find themselves confronting Mike's terrifying creation of Mecha Richard Osman's deadly quiz show.

Massive thanks to Hill Burton for suggesting the quiz question puzzles for this episode - they're absolutely fiendish and it was great fun building a ridiculous episode around them.

Also you might notice that this episode has some iffy audio! Poor ol' Danny managed to goof on his audio settings and recorded his voice track with his webcam rather than his very posh and expensive microphone. Also our track backup solution (CraigBot) has been letting us down of late - so no backup. Whoopsiedoodles.

And finally, if you enjoy the show then you can support us via Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook.

 

Escape the Customs Office

Welcome back from the TIERrifically good holiday!

This week join Anna, Chris, and Dom as they attempt to prove their innocence at the customs office!

What will Dom try to rub in his gums?

How does Chris forget his ability to get hot and sticky?

What does Anna have on her new t-shirt?

Some things you will never know! But for others you'll need to listen to this week's episode of The Infinite Escape Room!

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Escape The Bridge Over Troubled Water

Unusually starting this episode with a PSA. The subject matter of this room hinges on a suicide attempt which some listeners might, understandably, not want to make light of in any way. While I hope we handle it sensitively, it may not be for everyone.

Hopefully helpfully, if this troubles you in a serious way, you may want to talk to someone about it.

The Samaritans offer a listening service that can be reached on the following numbers:

UK: 116 123

U.S: (877) 870-4673 (HOPE)

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This week the team find themselves locked in a self-driving Van with everything they posess and the ominous number 5.

Will Ben be able to pronounce his own name?

Will Anna murder another slug?

Will Jamie make it to his second Jab?

Would Dom make a good Poultergeist?

And finally, when Jon meets St Peter at the Pearly Gates, will he ever be forgiven for this...

 

Escape the Dog Hospital

It's not what you think. Also it's filled with utterly horrible puns.

If you cringed so hard your jaw inverted then why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? Nothing clears up skin conditions like a good cringe.

 
 

Escape the Pego Driving School

This week, the gang find themselves smaller and more plastic than normal, as they navigate a non intellectual property infringing Pego driving school.

Marvel as they struggle with basic driving manouvers!

Wonder as they keep forgetting there's a time limit!

Shiver as they uncover a new taxonomy of filth!

Also, the map! 155434251_181264010143689_4880923476779615102...

If you enjoy the show and want to support it, why not join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook? Gwaaaan.

 

Escape the Faithful Christmas Carol Special - Christmas yet to come…

Iiiit's Chriiiiistmaaaaaas! Well actually it's boxing day - but who's keeping track at the moment? And you're getting it a day early, that's a cheeky lump in the stocking if you know what I mean.

(This is part 3 of our 3 part Christmas Special - if you haven't already, why not listen to part 1 (the past) and part 2 (the present)?

Join us for the spectacular conclusion to our Christmas Carol special series, where our Scrooges find themselves in a terrible future, facing up to their dreadful festive sins, and answering mind bendingly important questions like:

Will Alan Scrooge change his bathroom habits?

Will Anna Scrooge think twice the next time she sees a reindeer?

Will Ebeneezer Bailey call the proper authorities?

And will Tony Scrooge allow natural selection to take its course?

If you like Christmas in general, and have enjoyed the series in specific, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.

Escape the Faithful Christmas Carol Special - The Present

It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol."

We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghosts. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!

Will Tony make foodie history?

What is Mrs Cratchet cooking?

How might Alan violate some guests?

Will Fred remember his lines?

Settle down with with some festive pud, and find out!

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Master of the Feast by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Artist: http://incompetech.com/

Longing and Concern by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Escape the Faithful Christmas Carol Special - The Past

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the other novel-

 

It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol." We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghost*. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!

 

Will Bailey find a use for the chamber pot?

Will Anna remember how to pronounce her own beer?

Will Alan ever manage to tempt that donkey?

 

Settle down with a Mince Pie, and find out!

 

If you like the episode, hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. Or if you're mega cool and want to help us out with our hosting and software, head along to Patreon.

 

*When Jon remembers

Heston’s Delicious Treachery Heist

It's our two year anniversary special! Heston Blumenthal's back, and the time travelling gastro-criminal has got a job for Anna, Dom, Chris, Ben Jon and Mike!

The gang will need to steal the crown jewels with little more than a wedding cake and a birthday card - while battling the mole in the midst...

So yeah - tuck in! We think it's one our most exciting episodes yet. Also, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook?

 

Escape the Rainy English Countryside

Hooo boy, did we record this episode in the fittingly pissing rain? Yes we did. I hope you like ASMR, and listening to the lengths we'll go to to maintain social distancing.

Join Anna, Laura and Dom as they escape Mike's totally accurate depiction of the English countryside!

Will they wicker the escape man?

Will they observe the country code?

Will there be enough pringles?

Tune in! Find out!

 

Also go check out https://www.realityescapecon.com/ if you haven't already. It sounds pretty cool.

 

And as ever, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook

The Gavin Saga Finale - Like a Bun out of Hell

Bam! It's the last episode of the Gavin Saga! And boy oh boy is it a cracker! It's also an accidental Easter - yippee!

Tune in to find out how the gang handles big organs, divine the future, and foil the machinations of Rabbit Satan!

It's also the end of our new format pilot! We've had a blast with it, so we'll be sticking with it for the forseeable! We'll do a little retrospective on it soon so stay tuned for that.

Let us know what you've thought of the Gavin Saga, and our new format, on Facebook or Twitter (@TIER_podcast) :)

Also here's the picture we mention in the episode, it's really handy if you need to know the anatomy of a demonic bunny:
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Waft away from the Hot Air Balloon

This week, Laura, Anna and Mike escape from Dom's fiendish hot air balloon. Maybe they'll learn a some handy facts about them along the way, who can tell?

Maybe they'll stay on the balloon, and leave this cursed, doomed little island filled with wretchedness, drifting out to somewhere nice and Scandinavian? 

Assuming we haven't been rounded up by the Daily Mail's self appointed 'patriotic patrols' for eating pesto, you can Holla at us on the facebooks, or via the twitters @TIER_Podcast.

Advent Calendar Countdown - The tenth day of Skeletor

My god has it been ten episodes already? Has the veil of sanity started to part on the edit? Is anyone reading these notes? I don't think I recognize my hands in front of me...everything is little sound clips moving around in a little grey universe... but wait, there's a man in red waving to me. A big jolly man in red beckoning me towards a day of family, and happiness and food and presents...I'm coming big red jolly man, let me just put down my editing shears...but wait - where is your little hat? Where is your bushy beard? Why do you have horns, and why is Christmas a thousand miles beneath the surface of the earth and covered in flames...

Advent Calendar Countdown - The ninth day of Macarena

Tis day the ninth, Christmas eve eve eve!

Mike, Dom, Anna and Laura find themselves escaping a funky Christmas dance party!

Will they get sued by the EBI? Surely not before Christmas!

Holla at us on the Twitters before we get sent to jail @TIER_Podcast

Sexy Wizards, Lizards and Tall Dwarves escape the Dragon’s Lair!

Don't worry, we've not come over all D&D! Except that Mike is now a level fifteen sex wizard with incredible hands and a burning beard, All four foot of Dom looks great in his high heels and cape, and Lizard Anna tries to nab the last of the beer from Dom's iron grip.

Can this mismatched band of merry adventurers escape the Dragon's Lair?

We know the answer, and you too can share in this powerful elder knowledge by listening on!

Also Dom got really in to drawing his notes for this episode, so we've included them here for your entertainment. Let us know how you feel about fantasy TIER on twitter @TIER_PODCAST

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Escape the Punch and Judy show!

This week, Anna has Mike, Laura and Dom locked in the fun filled tent of a Punch and Judy show!

Is it behind them?

Where's Judy?

How does one calculate net puppet happiness?

Lend us your ear holes, and find out!

Holy Batcave Batman!

This week, Mike, Laura, Anna and Dom find themselves imprisoned by that rich lunatic, Bruce Wayne! And his mystery mate Batman.

Will Alfred be cockney, posh or toned from picking up towels?

Will a heavily trademarked character or villain appear to enrich everyone's day with their distinct intellectual property?

Will Warner Brothers be in contact shortly with a takedown request? Oh cripes please don't sue us WB - we cool yeah?

Hopefully not, but just in case enjoy it while you can!

The Pub Lock-in

Recorded in an actual pub, which it turns out makes editing hard!

Thish week, Mike, Dom and Anna find themshelves trapped behind the big flat thing that all of the beer and mickshers live behind.

Will they escape before some dreadful pub regular starts waffling on about how he called the police because a prostitute tied him up and stole his camera? (True story...ugh...)

Will Mike and Anna spec out their perfect pub lunch, even though it is in no way related to any puzzles?

Will we seamlessly stop for a second round of drinks even though we're plenty squiffy after the first?

You'll probably find out if you give it a listen. Go on you cheeky goose.

Spooky Halloween Special!

To celebrate the bizarre intercontinental American faux-holiday of Halloween - why not treat yourself to a cheeky bonus episode?

This week, Mike, Laura, Dom and Anna all have far too much beer, and play a spooky Infinite Escape Room Party game. Will they escape before they run out of beer?!

 

Spoiler - they don't. They end up switching to brandy and rum. Mike had a horrid headache the next morning.

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